Cpl. Kit Thunder of the
Royal Canadian Mounted Police
returns in...
A 10-Chapter Adventure of the Canadian Bush!
by "Drooling" D.K. Latta
About the author
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Episode
7: Lost and Found
FROM OUT OF THE TREES came raining a half-dozen thick, stocky bodies and
Kit instantaneously identified them. They were the same type of prehistoric
men that had attacked them earlier -- perhaps even the very same, though he
couldn't be sure. What was clear was that they had triumphed over their fear
that had sent them scattering in terror earlier. And without his red R.C.M.P.
jacket that made him look to their primitive eyes as though he was wearing a
skin of blood (shredded by a T Rex in our previous chapter ~ the ed.),
Kit had only his ghostly white albino features with which to scare them. And
that, clearly, was no longer enough.
The first caveman came at him, and Kit sailed into him, both fists flying,
blooding a thick, large nose in the process. Then he kicked up into the beast-
man's groin. Marquis of Queensbury Rules be damned, he thought. And given that
the caveman had the better of him in muscle and, no doubt, primitive savagery,
Kit sent him down with ease.
Which, of course, still left five.
Kit's dog Kevin yapped and snarled, lunging at one of their assailants, who
yowled fearfully in a way that seemed little reminiscent of a human, and
powerful muscles launched him into the lower branches, away from the battle-
maddened wolf-dog. Frustrated by a forest full of mammoth beasts that regarded
him as either inconsequential, or as lunch, Kevin was revelling in a return to
his old power, and immediately wheeled about, leaping for another of the hairy
men.
One of the cavemen leaped onto Kit, knocking him back. But as Kit hit the
earth, he used the momentum to keep them rolling backward, so that the caveman
on top was flipped over and landed heavily upon the ground himself, with Kit
straddling his barrel chest. It was the shock of the unexpected move as much
as the force of impact that left the primitive dazed and vulnerable to a
couple of quick rabbit punches across his jutting jaw. Then Kit was leaping to
his feet.
Maybe they would triumph after all. Then he remembered his gun, remembered
how the noise of it scattered them before. He reached for it -- just as Ilana
screamed.
He turned, seeing her struggling with one of the primitives as he attempted
to haul her into the brush. At her feet was another caveman, unconscious. She
had clearly given a good accounting of herself. But seeing her struggle was a
distraction, one Kit could ill afford.
Something hit him from behind and pain shot forward into his eyes, colours
exploded like Chinese fireworks, and Kit slumped forward.
* * *
It was the second time in a couple of days that Kit had been struck from
behind. That was the bitter thought that helped drag him up out of the miasma
of darkness in which he found himself swimming. Slowly, painfully, he roused
himself to consciousness. He groaned and slowly raised himself up onto his
hands and knees. Then he sat back on his heels and blinked his eyes open.
He gave a start at the sight that greeted him.
A gnarly little man with a bristly white beard sat across from him, chewing
thoughtfully on a corncob pipe. There was a mischievious twinkle in the narrow
little eyes squished between wrinkled folds of skin.
"You!" Kit exclaimed.
"I reckon yew figgered not to be seein' me again, huh?"
"You tried to kill me," Kit said, staggering to his feet. "You took a shot
at me!" (chapter one, remember? ~ the ed.)
"Now let's not be gettin' yer knickers all in a bunch there," he said,
sitting quietly. Kit glanced about and realized they were still in the wreck
of the old camp. "Thet was just a misunderstandable-ing, thet's all it was. A
plumb shame, I'm shore. Best to jest let them bygoneables be bygoned."
Kit frowned, tempted to pull his gun. But it was true that the old man
wasn't making any hostile or threatening moves. Quiet the opposite. It was as
if he was being especially careful not to do anything that could be perceived
as provocative. Over to one side, Kevin lay, head on his crossed paws,
watching them with his eyes, but otherwise unconcerned. Clearly Kevin had
decided to forgive and forget.
Kit wasn't quite so sure. "And just how, exactly, does one have a
misunderstanding that results in shooting at a member of the Royal Canadian
Mounted Police?"
The old man chuckled. "I was jest lookin' to be protectin' thet nice
geolographical fella and his little girl. Some people were lookin' around fer
'em, an' I figgered on checkin' out their cabin, makin' shore they're weren't
any more of 'em sidewinders a comin'."
"You know Henry Parding?"
"Why, shore I do. I met 'em shortly after they come to this here little
piece o' heaven. Nice fella. Talks yore ear off if'n ya let let 'im, though."
He leaned forward, conspiratorially. "Yew might want to watch out fer thet."
"And just who the Devil are you," Kit demanded, deciding first things
first.
"Chester P. Greenberg," he said proudly, offering a weather-beaten hand,
"formerly of the Arizona part of them thar United States of America. I come up
here to Canadar back when they said a man could practically pick the gold offa
the streets of Klondike. Yessir."
"But the Klondike gold rush was over thirty years ago."
"You figger?" he asked, then breathed out in appreciation. "Well, shee-oot.
Anyhoo, I been a prospectin' these parts ever since. I figger there's a mother
lode with my name on it, if'n I just look hard enuff. I stumbled upon this
here valley a long time ago, and kind of made it my home. It's a bit wild n'
wooly at first, but yew get to like it after a while." Seeing that Kit still
regarded him suspiciously, he said, "I done aplogized for shootin' at yew, but
I figger I made amends. Once I seen yew was bein' chased by those calhoots, I
figured yew was all right. An' yew didn't need my help then. But later, I
helped scare offa them there cave men."
"That was you who fired those shots? (chapter five ~ the ed.) Why
didn't you answer when I called?"
"Figgered yew might still be carryin' a grudge. Are ya?" he asked
pointedly.
Slowly, hesitantingly, Kit took the proffered hand which the old man had
never ceased to hold out. The old man shook with a firm, wiry grip.
"I'm Kit," Kit said.
"Pleased to be makin' yer acquaintance. If'n yew don't mind me observin',
yer lookin' a mite peeked there son. Yew been eatin' all right?"
The albino Mountie chuckled -- then stopped. He looked around, realizing
that blow to the head must have scrambled his brains more than he thought.
"The girl!"
"What girl?"
"The girl who was with me. She called herself Ilana. Some prehistoric men -
- cavemen -- attacked us and stole her.""
"Ilana? The geolographical feller's daughter?"
"No, no. An adult woman, about my age. She claimed to be Parding's
daughter, but-"
"Oh, her," said Chester.
Kit turned on him. "You know who she is?"
"Why, shore. Told ya, didn't I? I bin here a mighty long while. Gets so yew
know yer neighbours. Pretty thing, too." He rose easily for a man that looked
so wizened and decrepit. "Can't be anything good if those low-browed heathens
have snatched her. The way she tells me, they kinda been after her for a
while. Somethin' about her blonde hair and some sort o' nutty sacrifice.
Reckon we oughta go an' do somethin'."
Kit went to an area of the camp that had been torn up by the recent
altercation, and he grabbed up a handful of dirt and grass. Then he went to
Kevin, who rose to all fours eagerly, clearly sensing action was aborning. Kit
held the handful of dirt before Kevin's nose, letting him smell the scent of
the cavemen. "Find," he said.
Barking eagerly, Kevin wheeled about and shot off into the forest.
As Kit and the old man followed behind the tracking wolf-dog, in his mind
Kit chewed over recent events. He really wasn't sure if this was the proper
course of action. After all, he still had yet to make any contact with Henry
Parding who was, after all, the reason he had come here. Granted, he had no
reason to assume Parding and his daughter were in any immediate danger,
whereas the other woman most certainly was. But her dishonesty, her
secretiveness, made him question whether she was really an innocent in all of
this.
As they raced out into a clearing, Kit said, "Who is she? What's her name?"
"Who?"
"The woman."
"I thought yew said she told ya."
"She told me her name was Ilana."
"Right. Thet's what she told me."
"But that's a lie. Parding's seven year old daughter is Ilana."
"Ain't yew never heard o' two people with the same name? Don't yew have
kings and queens in Canadar or some such nonsensical thing? Richard the number
four n' five an' the like?"
"She said she was Ilana Parding," Kit insisted, beginning to sense the old
man was being intentionally obtuse. Perhaps he had been too quick to accept
his offer of friendship. Did he know more than what he was telling? Suddenly
Kit espied something standing out sharply in the field, limned by moonlight.
Something that was both man made, and clearly not something to be erected by
primitive cavemen.
It was a small cross.
"What's that?" Kit said, angling toward it. He raced up to it, and saw that
his initial suspicions were confirmed. It was a little wooden cross at the
head of a mound of earth. It was a grave. Kit's throat caught. Was it Parding?
Had he already been murdered, and was Chester here involved in trying to cover
it up. Then he knelt and, by the moonlight, studied the inscription carved
into the cross. Slowly, his pale features blanched even more as the
significance of the words slowly penetrated his brain.
The old man, panting hard, came up beside him. "What is it? What'd ya find?
Whose is it?" Then he stopped, seeing the words himself.
The name on the grave marker was Chester P. Greenberg -- his own.
Kit whirled, staring in horror, thinking of how the old man just seemed to
come and go like a will of the whisp. "What the hell's going on here? Who are
you? Are you -- are you a ghost?"
Chester stared at him blankly for a moment, then slowly raised his bony
arms. "Ooooh," he groaned. Then he started chuckling, clutching at his belly
and doubling over. After a few moments, his attack of merriment waned. Wiping
tears from his eyes he straightened and said, "'Course I'm no ghostly boogety
man, yew dumb dumb. Shee-oot. If'n I was, I wouldn't be breathin' so hard,
would I?"
"Then who's buried here?" Kit demanded.
"Why, I reckon it must be me -- least ways, that's what the sign says." He
said this matter-of-factly, then pursed his lips, realizing that Kit was still
bewildered. "Haven't yew gone done figgered it out? Don't yew know why this is
called the Valley of the Many Moons?"
Kit stared, realizing he hadn't given it much thought. "Because -- because
there are prehistoric creatures here, that lived many moons ago, as the
Indians used to measure time."
Chester sighed. "Dagnabit son, jest look up."
Kit hesitated, unsure if this was a trick. Tilting his head so that he
could still watch the old man out of the bottom of his eye, he looked up.
"What do you see?"
"The moon."
"Right." Chester pointed to another area of the sky. "An' what's thet?"
Kit followed where he pointed, and stared. There, in the sky, was a second
moon. Slowly, he looked around, taking full advantage of the clearing, with no
trees covering any portions of the sky. There was another moon, and another.
And another.
The sky was full of moons...
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