Cpl. Kit Thunder of the
Royal Canadian Mounted Police
returns in...
A 10-Chapter Adventure of the Canadian Bush!
by "Drooling" D.K. Latta
About the author
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Episode
6: Tyrannosaurus Rex
CORPORAL KIT THUNDER HAD ENCOUNTERED DANGEROUS adversaries while policing
the boundless wilds that covered much of the upper portion of the land called
Canada. He had encountered poachers and smugglers, murderers and kidnappers,
he had encountered wild bears and wolves. And on more than one occasion he had
encountered things the like of which men spoke of only in whispers -- if then.
Northern Canada was a vast wilderness of secrets and mysteries that even the
Indians and Eskimeux who called it home knew only a fraction of. It was an
ancient land.
But he certainly never expected to face what he was now facing -- not in
the 1930s.
Looming over him, occluding the very light of the moon with its gargantuan
dimensions was a creature -- not out of myth -- but out of history. Pre-
history to be precise.
Huge taloned feet rose up into powerful hind legs that hefted a massive
body that, incongruously, narrowed as it rose, with everything diminishing into
tiny forelimbs and a narrow chest, before blossoming out again into the kind
of raison d'etre of the beast: its huge head and jutting snout and savage
jaws from which bristled teeth big as any knife. The creature snorted, and the
hot, foul smelling breath of a predator washed over Kit.
But he held his ground, staring up at the Tyrannosaurus Rex -- the aptly
titled king of the terrible lizards, if he recalled his Latin schooling. It
was the predator's predator, before which all subsequent fearsome beasts that
had risen and fallen over the eons seemed to pale and diminish in comparison.
And Kit and his wolf-dog, Kevin, faced it with only his Enfield service revolver and
Kevin's puny canines with which to beard it.
At least he seemed to have a plausible explanation for what had ravaged the
missing geologist's camp -- though the absence of blood meant he was still
fairly certain that the geologist and his daughter had escaped unharmed from
the encounter. And if a geologist and a seven year old could do so, could not
a member of the world reputed Royal Canadian Mounted Police (and his dog)? Kit
certainly hoped so. The fact that the T-Rex had not yet struck was, in itself,
a promising sign. But a sign of what? Was the beast not hungry, or did it
betoken something else?
The huge terror cocked its massive head, as though trying to angle one of
its piggy eyes at him. Was its vision poor? Kit wondered hopefully. He took a
step to the side...and froze. The dinosaur's head followed him, as though
keyed to respond to movement. And yet Kevin, who was barking and snarling at
the great beast, leaping back and forth, and was largely ignored. Kit took
another step, this time backward, and again the tiny eyes seemed to track the
movement. So why was Kevin ignored, and he locked in the creature's sights?
Then he looked down at the bright red serge jacket he wore. Was that it?
Was the creature's weak vision picking up on the bright colour -- the violent
red that, perhaps, seemed to imply fresh blood? So, was Kit wearing the
absolute worst colour he could possibly be wearing? If so, why had the beast
not struck already? Unless... Kit considered. Unless it was because its eyes
registered blood, but its nose did not. It was confused. But if so, the
confusion wouldn't last. Even if it could not smell blood, it could smell
flesh -- his.
Slowly, ever so slowly, Kit began to unbutton his uniform jacket. The T-Rex
cocked its head again, rearing slightly back as though coming to a decision.
Kit had only seconds. He fumbled awkwardly with the fastenings, tearing the
buttons loose, and then tried sliding out of his jacket with a minimum of
fuss, making sure the dinosaur always had a clear view of the garment, had it
locked in its predatorial sights.
Then the T-Rex roared a deafening, nerve shattering scream, its decision
reached. Simultaneously, Kit flung his jacket away from him, through the air,
as though a creature in flight mode. Even Kit was stunned by the speed of the
prehistoric beast as the massive body sprang forward and those huge, savage
teeth clapped effortlessly about the empty jacket in mid-air. The creature
reared back and shook its head back and forth, the massive teeth shredding his
uniform in an instant. In a moment or two, the tiny brain would register the
lack of substance, would recognize that the flesh it smelled was not in the
blood-red sheath.
"C'mon, Kevin," Kit hissed, taking advantage of that moment or two. He
raced past the huge clawed toes for the relative sanctuary of the brush. Kevin
hesitated, still unconvinced that the giant wingless bird-thing had shown
proper obeisance to him, wolf-dog, king of the forest. But seeing his fleeing
master, he elected to allow such proprieties to slide, for the nonce. He
leaped after Kit just as massive jaws snapped down, sundering air where, a
moment before, dog had been. Yelping, Kevin barreled past his master as the
two hurled themselves into the forest.
The tyrant king roared in frustration, the blast of air from its massive
lungs, the very shockwave of the sound, literally shook leaves and even the
smaller saplings. Kit glanced over his shoulder as trees cracked and flew
aside as the great beast pursued them, wrenching its great body through the
nocturnal forest. They had the advantage of smaller size, allowing them to
slip between trees and branches with relative ease. But seeing the way the
huge creature just barreled through, trampling anything in its way, it seemed
as though the dense forest would provide little in the way of a hinderance for
it.
Kit knew they were in trouble.
"Come on, boy," he said, and he turned and jumped into some deeper brush.
The T-Rex, bellowing and trumpeting its rage, thundered along, the earth
shaking with each massive, pounding step. Kit threw an arm over Kevin and
watched as the T-Rex barreled past, its very momentum carrying it beyond them.
Then it pulled up short and whirled about. This was the test, Kit realized.
The moment when he learned whether he had gauged the creature's abilities
correctly.
The massive head perched on the gargantuan triangle of predatorial muscle
made little circles as the T-Rex peered into the brush where Kit and his dog
had disappeared. They stared up at the dinosaur, seeing it clearly, but it was
obviously having more difficulty. The beast seemed designed to lock onto
obvious things -- such as his bright red jacket, or movement. Lying still on
the ground, beneath a web of branches, Kit and Kevin had affected a kind of
camouflage. Which stood to reason, Kit supposed. A big monster like the T-Rex
presumably fed on other big monsters -- like that Triceratops he had
encountered earlier. It didn't exactly need keen eyes to spot one of those.
The massive head swung above them, momentarily blinking out the moonlight,
as the T-Rex scanned the thick, overgrown brush for them. It reared up and
screamed again, its roar almost deafening, as though someone had slammed his
fists into Kit's eardrums. He could feel Kevin, beneath the dog's thick fur,
trembling at his side.
Then, with a snort of what could almost be interpreted as disgust, the
Tyrannosaurus Rex wheeled about and lumbered away, the earth still shuddering
under its footsteps, trees bending aside as it passed.
Slowly Kit rose to his haunches and he looked at his hands -- they were icy
white, which was natural given that he was an albino, but they also trembled
violently. He sucked in a few deep, even breaths of air, attempting to steady
his nerves, to master his fear. Kevin, his heart racing faster than any
human's, whimpered quietly and licked Kit's fingers affectionately. "It's
okay, boy," Kit said, his voice cracking. "It's gone." He exhaled one final
time, then rose to his feet. "Enough shillishallying," he said, trying to
affect a firmness to his tone. "We've had a little excitement, sure. But let's
not forget why we're here."
As Kit made his way back through the dense forest to the wreck of the
geologist's camp, he was once more struck by how alone he felt. It was a
strange feeling. After all, he was accustomed to trekking through the woods,
alone, sometimes for weeks. And he knew he wasn't alone. After all, as vast as
the valley seemed, it was only a valley, with clear demarcations marked by
stout cliffs. And he knew there were other people about -- Henry Parding and
his seven year old daughter, the young woman who claimed> to be Parding's
daughter, and a party of armed men. But somehow he felt completely cut off
from them. People had a tendency to disappear fully into this dense forest, as
though they had never been. Like Parding, Kit mused as he and Kit stopped at
the perimeter of the man's camp.
He stopped, and stared. "Well, I'm not sure I expected to see you again,"
he said matter-of-factly.
In the middle of the camp stood the unearthly vision of the beautiful young
woman who called herself Ilana Parding, still dressed scantily in her skin
garments. "You told me to run -- so I ran. I've had the devil of the time
finding you. Luckily you seemed to have riled that T-Rex, and he made enough
racket to wake the dead, or I might have been wandering aimlessly still."
Kit gave a short, slightly hysterical chuckle. "Yeah. Lucky."
"Well, this is our camp. Or was. But they're not here now."
"They're?"
She looked at him. "Pardon?"
"You said: 'they're not here'. Don't you mean: 'he's not here'?" Kit said
levelly. "After all, you said you were Ilana Parding, and you are here. So the
only Parding unaccounted for is your father -- at least, according to what
you've told me."
She stared at him for the longest time, an almost ethereal vision in the
moonlight, the soft glow playing off her tawny skin. "It's complicated," she
said at last. "I haven't been entirely forthcoming."
"That I've known almost from the moment I met you. Why don't you tell me
who you are, and what you know about Henry Parding, his daughter -- his real
daughter -- and those men who were chasing you."
She frowned. "Oh, I thought you might have figured it out by now. But I
guess it is pretty, well, complicated," she repeated, as if finding
comfort in the banal word.
It was then that the cavemen struck again...
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