The kick-ass return of Kat and Mouse
in...

A 6-Episode Foray in Future-Noir!
by Abner Senires
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Episode
1:
The Baby
"Come on, Kay," Mouse, my partner and fellow ronin said, leaning in toward me from her perch on the corner of the desk in the Red Dog Bar's back office. "Why not?"
The shrill whine continued behind us, like a drill burrowing through steel: "--not going to sit on that! Can't you see how dirty that chair is? Are you blind? You're both women. Don't you have any concept of hygiene--"
I sighed.
Just another day in the life of a ronin. Street mercenary. Gun for hire.
Me. Kat Blackwolfe.
God, I love my job.
Under normal circumstances, the tactic Mouse was describing wouldn't be necessary. The client is typically cooperative and will do whatever is asked of them. After all, their life depends on it. Such cooperation makes life easy for the client and allows me and Mouse to do our duty as bodyguards.
With no beheadings involved.
"--this place is so rank. The last time, we
stayed in a penthouse
suite at the Ascot Arms--"
This wasn't bodyguarding.
I sat back in the desk chair and regarded our
principal. Natalia Renaldi. Sixteen. Decked out in an
outfit that cost more than my biomods.
The petite, brown-haired, blue-eyed daughter of AstraNova president
Phillipe Renaldi. AstraNova was the leading electronics
manufacturer on the West Coast, second only to Lazlar Technologies,
which meant Renaldi was worth in excess of several billion credits.
His daughter, however, was a pain in the ass.
And her incessant pacing made the office more cramped than usual.
An hour ago, Renaldi had hired us to watch his
daughter while he was out of town for a meeting. Despite my
desire for a quiet day, we needed the work to pay off a couple of
outstanding accounts.
I was starting to think the quiet day would've been
the better choice.
Mouse crossed her arms, glanced at Natalia, then
turned to me with raised eyebrows and gave me a pleading look.
I shook my head. "It would be unprofessional,"
I said to Mouse. "Besides, she looks like you. You could be twin
sisters."
That earned me a dirty look.
I shrugged.
"--if you think you're gonna starve me to death in
this rat-hole, you'd better
think again!"
Mouse hopped off the desk and strode toward Natalia,
trenchcoat flapping behind her.
Natalia's eyebrows went up. She put her hands
on her hips. "What do you want?"
The two of them stood nose to nose. Mirror
images.
Mouse studied Natalia for a moment, head cocked to
one side. Then, still looking at Natalia, she pointed toward a corner
table. A grease-stained brown paper bag and a large plastic cup
with a bent straw poking out of the cover sat on top.
"Food. Eat up."
Natalia wrinkled her nose and made a retching
sound. "You expect me to eat that?"
"Yeah."
"You are so
wrong."
A toothy grin crawled across Mouse's face.
"Tell you what. You eat that like a normal person. Or I
shove everything down your throat."
She gasped, saucer-eyed. "You wouldn't dare!"
"You gonna tell daddy on me?"
Natalia's jaw clenched. Then she leaned into
toward Mouse, eyes slitted. "When he finds out you've been
threatening me, you are so gonna get it."
Mouse glanced at me. "Gonna let that go?"
I shrugged. "She's a teener, Emmy. She
thinks she's indestructible."
Mouse started to reach inside her coat. "Can
prove her wrong."
"Save it, partner."
"I am not a teener," Natalia said, crossing her
arms. "I'm seventeen if you must
know."
Mouse turned back to her. "I didn't ask."
I leaned forward on the desk. "We can't keep
her here."
Mouse looked at me. "Come back?"
"Thank god!" Natalia said. "At least someone
here is paying attention. We can call ahead to the Ascot Arms and
--"
I said: "No one's calling anybody."
"But you just--"
Mouse said, "What's wrong with the Red Dog?"
"Remember Lazlar?" I replied. "And Jade?"
"Oh." Mouse frowned and rubbed her
shoulder. "Yeah."
A run-in eight months ago with a rival ronin, Jade, and a team of corp
shooters had left the Red Dog in a mess and Mouse a prisoner, not to
mention getting a bullet in her shoulder.
"Whoever comes looking for her"--I gestured to
Natalia--"might find out we're involved and will probably come looking
here."
"This bites--" Natalia began.
I hit her with my best Look. The one that makes
people nervous. She flinched, as if she'd been slapped.
"Sit," I said.
She sat.
"Okay," Mouse said. "So where?"
"I'm working on that."
Mouse said, "What about The Shack?"
Half an hour later, under a typical Bay City
gunmetal gray sky, we
rounded Archer Street in my refitted Mustang and roared toward the
Highway 242 onramp just off Railroad Avenue. It was a twenty
minute drive
to The Shack, an old, two-story farmhouse outside Bay City. Mouse
rode
shotgun and Natalia sat in the back dressed in civ, not chic.
The wardrobe change had been Mouse's idea. Attracted less
attention than her previous outfit which screamed money. She now
sported Mouse's old bomber jacket, a ballcap, jeans, and hightop
sneakers.
Twenty meters before the onramp, the aerodyne
dropped out of the sky right in front of us, a three-meter long, gray
metal brick suspended by a ducted vectorthrust engine pod.
Its chin-mounted 30mm chaingun swiveled toward the Mustang's windshield.
"Holy fuck!"
Mouse cried.
Natalia screamed.
I yanked the car into a squealing bootlegger
reverse, scattering traffic behind me in a frenzy of screeching tires
and yowling horns. Concrete exploded around us. I floored
the accelerator. Tires caught, screaming, and the car leaped
forward.
Then the world flashed white, flipped over.
Thunder roared through my skull and darkness slammed into me from all
sides.
When I came to, the Mustang needed extensive
bodywork, our
principal lay unconscious in the back seat, and my partner was gone...
On to Episode 2 : Daddy
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