Sound Files (.wav)

Charles Grodin & Rene Auberjonois: "Roy?" "Fred?" "Well,'s to the big one." w/t opening theme music (841k)

Jessica Lange: I'm Dwan...D-W-A-N, Dwan. That's my name. You know? Like Dawn, except that...except I switched two letters, you know, to make it more memorable. (385k)

Charles Grodin: "Well,'s to the big one." (164k)

King Kong roaring (128k)

Jeff Bridges: "From thy wedding with the creature who touches heaven, lady, God preserve thee." (142k)