Best Lines
"Here's to the big one..."
"From thy wedding with the creature who touches heaven, lady, God preserve thee."
"I'm Dwan...D-W-A-N, Dwan. That's my name. You know? Like Dawn except that I switched two letters...you know, to make it more memorable."
Wilson:
"Hey, I'm a married man."
Prescott:
"Guaranteed to make the cover of People Magazine."
Wilson:
"Print just one."
"Lets not get eaten alive on this island -- bring the mosquito spray!"
Dwan:
"You mean it's bad luck for the bride to see the groom before the
wedding?"
Prescott:
"Yeah, ghastly luck, for the whole congregation."
"I can't stand heights!"
"Any large furry blips seen headed in your direction, you will know."
"Look at that Exxon campaign -- 'We'll put a tiger in your tank' -- it did a zillion dollars...with just a paper tiger!"
"Yeah, unless he's gobbled her down completely."
Capt.
Ross: "There are six guys cut off in the jungle and you're building
monkey
traps. Hell, Wilson, you're playing with their lives!"
Wilson:
"Don't worry about it, Cap."
"Estimated monkey-time to your position, five minutes or less."
"This thing's just never gonna work -- can't you see?"
"Yeah, tough to get him to do it."
"He was the mystery and the magic in their lives. In a year, that'll be an island of burnt-out drunks."
"Remember when there was that blackout and all the babies were born exactly nine months later? Well, here's to all the future sons and daughters of King Kong."
