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A Serialized Sword & Sorcery Epic
by RICHARD K. LYON & ANDREW
J. OFFUTT
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Book Six: The Puppet's War
PREVIOUSLY: When his own reflection steps out of the mirror and attacks him, Gulnor destroys the thing in a horrendous battle, but other than a broken mirror there is no evidence anything has happened. Joining his fellow Guardsmen he and they do a sword dance which ends with them standing in a circle, each man holding his sword to the throat of the man on his right. Only at this deadly moment does Gulnor realize that his mirror image meant to replace him which would make sense only if some or all of his fellow Guardsmen had also been replaced. Is the sword at his throat a dull drill sword held by a friend or a sharp sword held by an inhuman thing?
WHILE
THE AUDIENCE POLITELY APPLAUDED the sword dance, Gulnor stood motionless,
confused and frightened. The Guardsmen's performance was over, but they
continued to stand in sword circle, Captain Volsa waiting for a signal
from the King -- or waiting for some other reason.
 He sweat. Why this delay, this deadly waiting? This
circle should have broken long ago. If the conspirators plan something,
what are they waiting for, who are they waiting for?
 Me?
 They meant to replace me and have no way of knowing
that they failed. Do they want me to commit some horror or will a common
ordinary act keep them from suspecting me?
 His sweat was very cold, his heart raced and all he could
think of was the obvious: if he gave himself away there was a sword at
his throat.
 Appearing from nowhere a tall hawkfaced man, clad in flowing
black robes, strode toward the Guardsmen. In the calm voice of one who
knows he must be obeyed he said, "It's time you left the stage." His eyes
falling briefly on Gulnor, he gestured, a swift barely perceptible motion
indicating that Gulnor should move to a certain spot. Without hesitation
he obeyed, the other guardsmen following him, leaving the center of the
Throne Room to stand in positions around the edges. With no one watching
him, Gulnor leaned against the wall and breathed, trying to relax fear
knotted muscles.
 Did I give myself away? Did they realize I'm not one
of them and quietly mark me for murder?
 Help! I need help!
 Who, who can I turn to? I've no proof, is there anyone
who might believe me? Is there even a single comrade I can be sure isn't
a thing come from a mirror?
 Merciful Gods, what have You done to me? I'm only a
farmboy and You've set me to fight Demons!
 The dark robed stranger stood alone in the room's center.
From his high ivory thrown King Practus called down, "Magician, it is not
yet time for your performance."
 Bowing slightly, the man replied, "When Your Majesty engages
a magician, you should expect the unexpected."
 The King had no chance for further objection as the magician
had already begun. Reaching his empty hands into the air he grasped a tray.
When spun the tray became a small table which he placed on the floor.
 "Your Majesty, Nobles and Ladies of Milfar, what magic
is greater than bringing the dead to life, what illusion more profound
than making a lifeless piece of wood seem a breathing person. I have promised
to show you great wonders and I begin with a puppet show."
 To the crowd's disapproving murmur he said, "I assure
you, most of you will not see a better show in all the rest of your lives."
 "The characters of our play," a small wooden puppet stepped
out of his empty hand
 Again the crowd murmured, for many knew that Pyre was
no legend but a grim reality, much to be feared.
 The magician paused. Thus far he had done the merest slight
of hand, yet all watched him, wondering, perhaps even fearing what would
come next.
 The magician's hand held a second puppet, one strongly
resembling King Practus. "The other character of our story is a foolish
king. Since his daughter wanted to marry this king spent long hours plotting,
trying to devise some way in which he could be rid of his daughter without
the expense of giving her a dowry. When he found a long forgotten talisman
in a dusty corner of his treasury, he decided to shut his daughter up in
a nunnery, using this apparently worthless object as her dowry."
 Scarcely able to believe his ears, Practus bolted to his
feet, shouting, "Knave, how dare you speak such words to a King upon his
throne?"
 With unconcealed contempt the magician replied, "Patience,
Your Highness. The best part of my story is yet to come."
 "Guards," Practus roared, "take this fool out and smite
his head from off his body!"
 Bowing and smiling the magician walked toward the King.
"If Your Majesty would have my head," placing both hands on his head, he
began to lift, "you need only ask. Here!"
 His neck exploded into a red fountain, the head flying
through the air to land at the King's feet, staring up at him with glassy
eyes, the body staggering, drunkenly, spouting red oceans, to crash to
the floor.
 For an instant there was utter silence, the incredible
horror holding every eye, stopping every mouth. No one moved, nor even
breathed. One of the body's legs twitched and the screaming began, madhouse
screaming, the vociferous sounds of those locked away from all normal reality.
Bedlam reigned until none had breath or strength to make any sound.
 In this quiet of exhaustion a small nobleman was finally
able to make himself heard. "The blood," he yelled, "it's only tomato soup!"
 Grabbing the headless body and swinging it aloft, he shouted,
"Look, it's only wood, nothing but a large puppet!"
 Kneeling, Practus examined the head, also wood, the fixed
dead eyes only bits of colored glass.
 While another man would have been baffled by these strange
events, Practus saw only how to turn events to his advantage. Smiling,
he raised one hand, saying, "Did you enjoy our little hoax? Did we fool
you?" Pausing long enough for the startled exclamations and protests to
subside, he continued, "Ahh, I see we did. You see, the magician asked
me to help play a small joke on you and I agreed. At first I thought the
whole thing was too absurd, especially that part about my daughter wanting
to marry. Still I see we played our parts well enough to deceive you."
 Practus sat down amidst the cheers and applause of his
court, well pleased with himself. Something most uncanny had happened,
but with a single skillful lie he had smoothed the whole thing over and
could now forget it. He gestured to the Lord Chamberlain, saying, "Let
us pass by the next few events and go to the reception of foreign ambassadors."
 "Your Highness, there is only one, the Ambassador of Kilmar."
 Practus snorted. The world was full of little faraway
countries he had never heard of.
 "Your Majesty," the Chamberlain hastily interposed, "the
Ambassador has promised that he brings you a truly extraordinary gift."
 Even as Practus nodded his consent, the doors of the throne
room were opening to admit a strange group, a stick-thin man with the receding
chin and narrow set small furtive eyes of a rat, this man followed by several
dull-eyed workmen carrying boxes and crates.
 Standing by one wall Gulnor watched, racking his brain.
What does it mean, all these dark events? Either I'm as good as dead
already or I'll have a chance to surprise them -- perhaps strike a telling
blow. A chance, yes, and unless I can find some clue to all this madness
that precious chance will slip through my fingers.
 The workmen were opening the boxes, assembling the contents
to make a large door -- a thing of ornately carved wood -- black as coal,
smooth as ivory.
 I saw them put that thing together and now I can't
see any trace of seam or joint! Are the seams merely hidden by extraordinarily
fine craftsmanship. or are they gone in violation of reason?
 Wait, listen. There's something else wrong about that
door besides the lack of seams and those vaguely obscene carvings. It's
standing against a blank wall and yet if I strain my ears I can hear heavy
breathing from behind the door!
 Out of the corner of his eye he saw something move --
or did he?
 I've got to control my imagination -- thought I saw
the magician's puppet get up and walk across the table. Gods, if I start
having delusions, I'll destroy myself without any help from my foes.
 The King had come down from his throne to inspect the
door.
 Is he deaf, not to hear that unnatural breathing?
 "This mean gift," snapped Practus, "is an insult to the
Throne! Send this so-called
 His thin nose twitching, his eyes bright with waiting
malice, the Ambassador murmured, "What is to be, must be," gesturing as
he spoke to the four guards standing around the King.
 That's it!
 Leaping forward Gulnor cried, "TREASON!"
 Only once did Practus scream as the guards smote him,
a cry that ended with a burble as his severed head flew through the air
to land beside the magician's wooden head. For only an instant his teeth
chattered.
 Heedless of the odds, Gulnor plunged into the midst of
the traitor guards, his sword striking like wild lightning. Taken by surprise
the first of the mirror-men was turning to face Gulnor when a swift stroke
removed his eyes.
 The second parried Gulnor's lunge, to have his sword break
like a rotten twig and his hand sliced off. The last two tried to make
a united defense while their comrades slipped to the floor, profusely bleeding
red fog. The crimson mist was also in Gulnor's brain and when it cleared
he saw that he, a novice at combat, had slain four of the enemy.
 There was no time to wonder at this impossible victory,
for battle, fierce and gory, raged throughout this room of ivory walls
and crystal chandeliers.
 The mirror men are slaughtering my comrades! We must
outnumber them two to one and it's like sheep against wolves!
 He gave no heed to the noncombatants, the nobility of
Milfar, rushing about like animals trapped in a forest fire, searching
desperately for escape and finding none. The doors were blocked with fighting
men and anyone approaching was promptly slain, whether by enemy or panic-blinded
friend there was no knowing.
 I don't know aught of war and there's no one but me
to take command! Springing up onto a table, he shouted, "Loyal Guardsmen
-- hear me! The enemy does not bleed! Anyonee who bleeds is a friend!"
 Again and again he screamed at them, waving his arms frantically,
bellowing until his lungs ached. For all he accomplished he might as well
have asked a hurricane to stop or cried halt to a wild horse stampede.
With a sick feeling of defeat he stepped off the table.
 We're beaten, broken past all hope of rallying -- doomed
unless we can retreat. They're holding every exit with a steel grip...
 Where can I break that grip?
 The Guardsman seemed to rush upon him from nowhere. The
man, face covered with blood from a gushing scalp wound, was running blind,
striking at everything that moved.
 "No!" he shouted, "I'm a friend!" ducking as the man's
sword whistled over his head. To avoid the next thrust he had to jump backwards,
stumbling over the magician's table. One of the wooden figurines clung
unnoticed to his armor.
 Directly in front of the crazed man was a girl, wide eyed,
terror stricken. The maniac was raising his blade to slay her.
 The weapon shot down -- and smashed like glass upon Gulnor's
interposed sword. Howling like a soul in the Pit, the man staggered away
leaving Gulnor with his arms suddenly full of hysterical girl.
 "Your Highness," he said, for this was none but the Princess
Delanda, "please be calm. I'll take you to safety." She clung to him more
tightly, sobbing greatly, not hearing his words. The Throne Room, center
of Royal pride, was drenched in blood like a slaughter house, every exit
firmly in enemy hands.
 We can't stay here!
 The Black Door was only a few paces away and now he saw
that it had somehow, unnaturally, opened.
 Beyond the Black Door there should have been only a blank
wall; instead it opened onto a long twisted narrow corridor. Better a mystery
than certain death. He rushed toward it, dragging the Princess with him.
 As they plunged through the Door, she sensed that this
was escape and started to run. Strangely going through the Black Door didn't
put them on the other side of the door. Instead the other side of the door
was a distance away at the far end of a twisty corridor. The clangor and
screams faded behind them as the fugitives fled down this corridor toward
escape.
and walked onto the table, "the legendary wizard Pyre."
Ambassador on his way with a flogging!"
Next Episode ... THE
MARCHERS OF DARKNESS
 
