Lightningman
Strikes!
in...

a.k.a. "Genocide as a Method of Insider Trading"
A 13-chapter Superhero
Saga!
(Basically.)
By
"Royal" Richard K. Lyon
About
the author
"Diet
Another Day" is the third
Lightningman story. The first two, "The Secret Identity Diet" and "The Chocolate Chip Cookie Conspiracy”, are
available on request from the author
at Lyonheart@cableone.net
Danger on the Phone
SLOWLY
THE FALSE COLOR IMAGE began to show glowing red letters immerging from
darkness: "Lightningman: check JPC,
38, 1220 (1978), NYT 12/31/1996 D4, O&GJ, 55, 1/15/1997 p46 and 57,
3/15/1998 p238, and SS&T 9,299‑302, 1986. Urgent that you call me
at 5551938."
Jackpot! One phone call and --
The sign continued to cool and more lines of writing
became visible. "Take all appropriate
precautions. Need 15 minutes to tell you what I know. Our mutual enemy,
the Deadman, has great supernormal powers and is likely to attack. If,
as the news media claim, you also have such powers perhaps you can
prevail against him. Otherwise it would probably be better if you
ignored this message."
Oops! What was I getting myself into? Ms. Karpov seemed a
sensibly skeptical person. Why would she believe in an evil being with
vast unnatural powers? What evidence had convinced her? I'd have to make that phone call very carefully. The
15 minutes was a problem. Even without being supernatural, you could
nail someone who makes a phone call longer than 5 minutes. The solution to that was finding the right phone
booth. Several years ago NY Bell realized that pay phones in some
locations constantly had to be relocated. To save money it started
making them free standing, without any hard wire connection to the
phone lines. I could buy a cordless answering machine, hide it near a
cordless pay phone, enter Ms. Karpov's number, and peddle rapidly away.
In less than two minutes I could be hidden in a safe place from which I
could observe the phone booth.
That was a good plan, a safe plan ... or at least that's what I told
myself as I went to buy a cordless answering machine.
I didn't start to get really scared until I paid for
the answering machine. Out of habit I reached for one of my credit
cards, a potentially fatal error. No matter how carefully I hid the
machine there was still a good chance the enemy would find it. If I
used a credit card, the machine could lead them straight to me.
While I realized this in time to pay cash, it was
worrisome. Was there something else that I hadn't thought of? I'd an
uncomfortable feeling that there was, but I couldn't think what.
Only at the last minute, after I'd hidden the
answering machine and was about to start dialing did I see the danger.
Like many older models, this phone had a camera/viewscreen and a
handset that you held to your mouth and ear to speak and listen. If my
enemies had any brains, they'd see that handset dangling down and
realize the incoming call was going to an answering machine. They'd
know that I'd have to come get the message. Maybe they'd decide to wait
and shoot me when I came, or maybe they'd plant a bomb.
Fortunately I had a spool of very fine black thread
in my bicycle pack. I suspended the phone's handset from a low tree
branch so that it would look as if an invisible man were holding it.
Doing that only took a minute or two. I was now
ready to call Ms. Karpov. I still had a horrible feeling that I'd
neglected something important, but after hesitating for a moment, I
decided I was as ready as I'd ever be. I tapped in Ms. Karpov's number
and peddled furiously away.
In less than 90 seconds I was 500 meters away from the phone and well
hidden behind some bushes. Whipping out my binoculars I looked back at
the phone booth. Now that it was too late for second thoughts, I was
having lots of them. Would the trick I was playing actually fool
anybody? Even a small child knows that when an object seems to float
you should look for a hard-to-see thread rather than an invisible man.
If --
A black Mercedes Benz, its lights out, was coming
down the road, moving as slowly as a stalking cat. Scarcely breathing I
watched the dark shapes in that car. Abruptly they started shooting at
the pay phone, spraying it with fire from two machine guns and what
were those other weapons? Catapults!?
As suddenly as the attack began they stopped, the
black Mercedes speeding away into the night. For some totally weird
reason the gunmen were throwing firecrackers out behind them. Did they
think they were being pursued by an invisible Lightningman? If so, why
were they throwing firecrackers instead of grenades?
They were nearly out of sight when they came to a
very sharp curve in the road. Central Park is not a good place for
driving at high speed, even in a car that corners well. I couldn't see
exactly what happened. Suddenly one tree was missing a lot of bark on
one side and there was a tremendous splash.
Had they gone into the lake? Whatever had happened,
all the noise was sure to bring the police. Since I didn't want to have
to answer their questions I had to get my answering machine and get
gone PDQ.
As I approached the ruins of the pay phone I saw a
really strange assortment of projectiles littering the ground all
around it. Hopping off my bicycle I bent down and picked up three of
the distorted slugs the machine guns had fired. Two were silver and one
was gold. What kind of gun could have fired foot-long sharpened wooden
stakes was a puzzle, but there were lots of them stuck here and there.
Presumably the catapults had fired all those bunches of strange
hood-shaped purple‑blue flowers and the cloves of garlic, the glowing
green crystals, and ‑‑ well those wet spots with the broken balloons
had to have been water balloons, didn't they?
Weird but right now I had to get my answering
machine out of the trash can. With the sirens of approaching police
cars screaming from just over the next hill, I leapt on my bicycle and
sped away.
When I was safely back in our apartment, I made a
pot of coffee and settled down to think things out. Apparently the guys
in the black Mercedes hadn't known what to make of Lightningman and
were trying to cover all possible bets. New York has con men who
cheerfully sell "kryptonite" to people who are afraid of Lightningman.
The purple‑blue flowers were wolfsbane, a traditional weapon against
vampires, as were wooden stakes and garlic. Silver bullets for
werewolves. Holy water balloons for the Devil. The gold bullets were a
puzzle but I seemed to remember that all the Green Lanterns had been
vulnerable to yellow weapons.
No matter. Whatever the details, the important thing
was that regarding Lightningman my mysterious enemies didn't have a
clue. That was more than good. It was necessary if I was going to stay
alive.
Of course, with enough time, they were bound to
figure it out. Before that happened, I had to unmask them. Hopefully
the tape in my answering machine would help me to do that.
Pouring a cup of coffee, I settled into my favorite
chair and pushed the machine's play button. Nothing happened. After
checking the batteries and finding they were okay, I checked the fuse.
It was blown and when I installed a fresh fuse, it promptly blew. My
new answering machine was dead.
I could still pull the tape and play it in my old
answering machine ... unless there was also something wrong with the
tape. As I soon found, there was: both the message I'd recorded at the
start of the tape and whatever message Olga Karpov might have sent were
gone, replaced with the striated static pattern that was characteristic
of an electromagnetic pulse weapon. Why had the guys in the black
Mercedes used an EMP weapon? Did they think that Lightningman might
really be Robotman?
Maybe. Maybe a lot of things. What was for sure was
that telephoning Olga Karpov was the kind of dangerous job I should
leave to the FBI. They, not I, were the professionals. Lightningman was
an accident, something that wouldn't have happened if circumstances had
given me any choice. The thing to do was to just get the references Ms.
Karpov had given me, and send them to Marge. When she passed them on to
the FBI she could say they were from Lightningman and therefore to be
taken seriously.
All Ms. Karpov's references were available online.
The first page printout our home computer produced was a Times article describing the plans
of Double X Oil Company to develop the Terminus gas fields. A single
giant platform, literally a village in the middle of the ocean, would
serve to collect the raw gas from a dozen wells, fractionate it, and
pipeline the refined gas to shore. Environmentalists were concerned
because the field was sour gas, more than 50% H2S. Double X
planned to
remove the H2S before pipelining it and burn it, some 500
million cubic
feet per day, in a giant flare. This, the environmentalists angrily
objected, would create the largest single source of acid rain in the
world.
The second printout was an article from the Oil and Gas Journal. In deference
to the environmentalists' concerns, Double X had changed its plans.
Instead of flaring the H2S, they now planned to build a
giant sparger,
a tubular concrete ring 10 kilometers in diameter, sitting on the ocean
floor. The H2S would be pumped down into the enormous ring
and bubbled
into the ocean via holes all along its circumference. Since H2S
dissolves readily in water it wouldn't cause an air pollution problem.
The environmentalists, however, were not happy with
the plan. Putting the H2S into the ocean, they claimed,
would kill all
marine life in a vast area, creating a dead sea.
The third item, also from Oil and Gas Journal, reported that
the environmentalists had been proven wrong. Except for a small area
very close to the sparger, damage to marine life had proven minimal.
The environmentalists were, however, perversely dissatisfied, their
complaint being that since the fish weren't dying as expected, then
large amounts of H2S were unaccounted for and might pose
some unknown
undefined threat.
The fourth item was old, a 1978 engineering paper
from Industrial and Engineering
Chemistry by Professor Prausnitz, "Dissociation Pressures of Gas
Hydrates". Now, what did that have to do with anything?
After I'd read some of the Prausnitz paper I
understood that a gas hydrate was an odd hollow form of ice, water that
froze in a pattern of cages like a honeycomb, each cage holding some
guest molecule. Just how easily this strange kind of ice formed
depended on what gas one used as the guest molecules. H2S,
for example,
formed a hydrate particularly easily.
Was that why the H2S hadn't caused the
expected
damage to marine life? The temperature of deep ocean waters throughout
the world is 4oC. The Double X sparger was on the bottom of
the ocean
floor at a depth of 647 meters which meant the gas it discharged was at
62.6 atmospheres pressure. For those conditions H2S hydrate
is stable,
and, being heavier than sea water, could just accumulate on the sea
floor.
The last article was from Speculations in Science and Technology
and
was entitled "The Possible Role of H2S Hydrates in the Lake
Nios
Disaster". Back in 1986, at Lake Nios in Cameroon an entire village,
more than 1700 people, had been killed suddenly by a mysterious
disaster. The author speculated that natural processes had caused H2S
hydrate to form and accumulate at the bottom of Lake Nios. Eventually
something disturbed it, causing a strong convection current which
carried some of the hydrate toward the surface. Decreasing the pressure
on this small amount of hydrate caused it to decompose to H2S
gas. The
gas, being much lighter than water, rose rapidly, strengthening the
convection current, allowing it to lift more hydrate which decomposed.
The net result was a kind of physical explosion called a rollover. The
rollover itself was a relatively gentle process, but it released
massive quantities of H2S. This extremely poisonous gas
killed
everyone.
Oh Dear God! Was this what it was all about? Could
anything so horrible
be happening?
At 500 million cubic feet per day ‑‑ I punched
numbers into my
calculator ‑‑ the total accumulation of H2S could be as much
as 27,000
tons. A rollover could release 47 billion cubic meters of gas. H2S
is
much heavier than air. The released would spread over the surface of
the water like a giant pancake. How thick? Maybe 10 meters? That would
make the pancake 70 kilometers in diameter! Much wider than the kill
zone of an H bomb!
No, that was wrong, because an H bomb is done when
it goes bang.
Killing people wouldn't use up the pancake of H2S gas. It
would move
with the wind and just go on and on killing until, finally, it would
become too dilute to be lethal. The lethal concentration of H2S
is only
0.06%. Punching more numbers into my calculator I discovered to my
horror that before it became a vile stench that sickened without
killing, the toxic cloud will reach a height of 400 meters, and a mean
diameter of 440 kilometers. Before that happened, the death cloud would
sweep across thousands of kilometers, killing everyone!
Terminus was in a part of the South Seas in which
the prevailing winds
were western. These winds would create a corridor of death stretching
across Vietnam, Laos, Burma, passing over the Bay of Bengal to destroy
the middle of India, continuing across the Arabian Sea to slay Oman,
Yemen, and most of Ethiopia.
Hundreds of millions of people dead and somehow,
someone was planning
to make money from this cataclysm!
Back to Episode 4....Secret Message on a Billboard
On to Episode 6....Death Sentence For Half the
World!
Back to Diet Another Day!