a.k.a. "Genocide as a Method of Insider Trading"
A 13-chapter Superhero
"Royal" Richard K. Lyon
Another Day" is the third
Lightningman story. The first two, "The Secret Identity Diet" and "The Chocolate Chip Cookie Conspiracy”, are
available on request from the author
For the past ten years, Double
X Oil company has operated the Terminus facility in the South China
sea, producing natural gas which is pipelined to shore and sending the
byproduct H2S to the bottom of the ocean. No one in the
company realized that the H2S has been accumulating on the
bottom of the ocean as a hydrate, enough poison gas to kill most of
Southeast Asia. Discovering that a plot is underway to make billions on
the stock market by releasing the gas, Charles Kent travels to
Terminus. There he finds that all the technicians have been murdered
and the mechanism for releasing the deadly gas is already set. Kent, as
Lightningman, calls Maritson, the CEO of Double X Oil. One of
Maritson's technical people tries to deactivate the mechanism. Instead
he sets it off...
MARITSON RANTED. "YOU'VE JUST RUINED DOUBLE X OIL! ABSOLUTELY
DESTROYED US! EVEN IF WE DON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR YOUR KILLING EVERYBODY
IN SOUTHEAST ASIA, WE STILL WON'T BE ABLE TO SELL THEM ANY GODDAMNED
"Mister Maritson, listen to me!" I ordered, "While the situation is
grave, all is not yet lost. Have the President of the United States
Before he could argue, I hung up. The air I was breathing had already
acquired a vile stench. Soon it would be lethal to anyone not wearing
an oxygen mask. I had to pull off my helmet to get my mask back in
place. It took another few moments to get my helmet back on properly.
While I was doing this, Sister Elaine was standing there watching me
with a steaming cup of coffee in her hand. "Charles," she commented,
"it's bad enough that I can't leave the room for five minutes without
your letting several million people get killed, but how in the Blessed
Lord's name can you think you'll be fooling the President of the United
States? Sure as the sun rises, he's in contact with the REAL
LIGHTNINGMAN! One glance and he'll know you aren't ‑‑"
The phone rang more quickly than I'd expected. When I answered,
President Fairborne immediately demanded, "Lightningman, what in hell's
going on? I'm in a cabinet meeting and Maritson calls to say that I've
got to help you prevent the end of the world or some damned thing."
"Yes, there is an extremely serious situation." As I told him the
situation, I had a chance for second thoughts. The only help President
Fairborne could give was something Sister Elaine and I would find
extremely dangerous. In the very unlikely event that I survived, Marge
would be furious at me for taking such a chance. Still, with such a
multitude of people in danger, was it right to think about myself?
What I might have done if I had a chance to think things out didn't
matter because there wasn't any time. I'd finished reciting the facts
and now had to make my dangerous request or lose the opportunity
I found myself saying, "The H2S is highly flammable. If, in
the next two hours, you hit it with a twenty megaton bomb, that should
burn up nearly all of it."
"Wait a minute," President Fairborne objected. "I know you can fly but
the CIA tells me that your powers of flight are limited. You can't
carry passengers, so what happens to Sister Elaine?"
Shifting my gaze to the uniformed man on the President's right I asked,
"Admiral Grayson, is there any chance the Navy can send a submarine for
To my enormous disappointment the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs shook
his head. "I'm sorry," he said, "but our nearest sub is the Swordfish.
She's in the Sea of Japan and can't reach Terminus in less than three
"That," commented Professor Nusshaus, "isn't a problem. It'll take at
least that long to do the environmental impact statement."
"But," Grayson exploded, "this is an emergency! If we don't act
immediately, it'll be too late."
"Admiral," Nusshaus replied blandly, " as I told you the last time we
had this argument, it doesn't matter how great the appearance of
urgency may be. It's always better to wait 'til you've thought things
through carefully and that's particularly true in this case. We're
talking about using a nuclear weapon, an artificial means to prevent a
completely natural event. Obviously that is something we could only do
after a great deal of study."
Pushing past me, Sister Elaine shouted, "Professor Nusshaus, are you
after being completely mad? If you don't act now, millions will die!
Please, Mr. President, don't even think about me! Do what you must to
save all those people!"
"I'm afraid, young woman," Secretary of State Windhorn said
ponderously, "that you don't see the larger picture. You're asking The
President to violate the Nuclear Test Ban, an action with grave
international consequences. That, in turn, will create severe problems
with U. S. law. We won't be killing anyone except you with this bomb
and that makes it impossible to justify our actions under the War
Powers Act. The simple fact is that under both U.S. and International
law the President can't use the Bomb to save millions of people -- just
to kill them."
Gesturing for Windhorn to stop, President Fairborne looked toward
George Spin, the outgoing Secretary of Commerce and the new Chairman of
the Committee to Re‑elect the President. For a long moment there was
silence as he chewed his lip. "We," Spin finally said, "are already in
trouble with Catholic voters because of our stand on abortion. If we
nuke a nun just before the election we can kiss their votes goodbye.
While we'll be saving a few million Vietnamese, they don't vote. They
don't even pay taxes. In fact the only useful thing they do is buy oil
from Double X Oil, and you can imagine what the opposition will do with
that. They'll claim that you offed a nun in order to save Double X's
biggest customer because of those big campaign contributions we got
"But if we don't save Vietnam," President Fairborne objected, "we won't
get any more contributions from Double X."
"Well, yes," Spin admitted, "but at this stage what's important is
votes, not money. Remember Sister Elaine is not just an ordinary nun.
The Church credits her with 57 miracles and they've got all the
paperwork done. They can and will canonize her before Election Day."
While I'd listened to these exchanges in silent horror, Sister Elaine's
face showed that she was thinking rapidly. "But, Mr. Spin," she said
mildly, "don't you see that you're getting the dear cart before the
horse? The fact that I've had 57 seemingly miraculous survivals means
that my chances of surviving the bomb are a great deal better than they
may at first appear. Since the President is already behind in the
polls, he needs some bold move to turn things around."
"Hum," Spin replied thoughtfully, "that is an idea. The President gets
this message from you guys. He wants to save all those yellow moth‑‑,
all those helpless people in Southeast Asia, but he can't bring himself
to destroy even one innocent life. You urge him to put his trust in God
and do what he must and, after praying, he does. You know, that might
"And," Nusshaus snapped angrily, "it could be a total disaster!
Remember what we're talking about! Lightningman is going to be tearing
up parts of the Terminus facility with his superstrength and welding
them into a bomb shelter with his heat vision. Even superpowers have
their limits. What if he gets caught short? What if the bomb kills him,
too? Can't you see how horrible that would be? He's the sole survivor
of the lost planet between Mars and Jupiter. If we kill him we'll be
violating the ENDANGERED SPECIES ACT!"
Listening to Nusshaus, I found it hard to believe that anyone who'd
seemed so intelligent on television ‑‑ TELEVISION! Why didn't I think
of that sooner?
"Gentlemen," I said trying to sound authoritative, "I thank you for
your time but I now find that it will be best if I handle this matter
with my own resources."
As I hung up on the President and his cabinet, Sister Elaine screamed,
"HOW DARE YOU BE SO ‑‑"
"Presumptuous? I just thought of a way to prevent the disaster and save
both our lives. What I need you to do is stay here and strip down to
your underwear." As Sister Elaine's eyes widened in outrage, I quickly
explained, "If you're not wearing a nun's habit and have an oxygen mask
on your face, you can pretend to be the late Helen Mary when you answer
"What good will that do us? Who on God's Earth would be calling her?"
"The submarine," I replied, "that she expected to come get her. I mean,
think about it. She had to have an escape route. With that typhoon
coming, the only way out of here is by submarine."
Slowly Sister Elaine nodded. "That might just be, but how are you going
to make good on that boast about averting the disaster?"
"I'm going," I replied as I left, "to get that bomb I defused and build
the world's largest vacuum cleaner."
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