
#62
Sky Babies
By Jeffrey Blair Latta
IT WAS
SHAPING UP TO BE A SCORCHER, no doubt about that. Come noon, it
would be hot enough to poach eggs sunnyside up outside Bailey's Eats on
Clearview. Or damn near, anyway.
Don paused in his work and, raised his eyes, squinting into the burning
glare. Should have remembered
my hat, he thought grimly, swiping away the beads on his
forehead with his wrist, careful not to touch his face with his greasy
hand. Maybe it didn't matter if he got grease on his face, but
some habits just refused to lie down and die. That was the boy
his mother raised and he wasn't about to change now. Now that she
was gone.
He lowered his gaze, taking in his surroundings in a
lazy pan. A string of silent black birds settled one by one on
the telephone wires by the road. They bobbed back and forth in
unison as the wind set the wires swaying gently beneath them; like
dancers doing the can-can. He smiled lightly, then tightened his
grip on the tire iron and threw his weight against it. Five
minutes and three lug nuts later, he had the front tire off the
Malibu. Breathing hard, he had to rest against the warm rubber a
minute just to catch his breath. No mistake, he thought. There was a time you could have done that
without breaking a sweat, Don-ol'-son. Oh, yes, the years are
definitely catching up with you.
Definitely seen better days.
He gave the tire a gentle shove and watched it
rotate clear across the gas station parking lot, finally fetching up
against the unleaded pumps. It knocked over the "Free Summer-Mug
with Every Filler-up" sign but the sky baby didn't move. Not so
much as a twitch. Don smiled.
He wasn't sure why he'd done that. Normally he was so
careful. Testing it maybe. Taunting it. Maybe.
Or maybe he wanted it to respond. Just to get things well and
truly done with. Of course, a fellow would have to be short a
brick or two to want something like that, wouldn't he? A fellow
would have to be shy a load, that was for damn sure.
He cast a glance to his left. Another sky baby
sat beside the road next to the telephone booth. A third squatted
motionless in the open doorway of the garage. He looked to his
right and counted three more, all lined just inside the chain link
fence that separated the gas bar from the dump. All in a line
just like the black birds.
At least the black birds bobbed when the wind blew. The sky
babies just sat there. Well, maybe "sat" wasn't really the right
word. But then, what verb would best describe a six foot tall
gleaming wad of green chewing gum doing what these were doing right
now? If they weren't squatting or sitting, what were they doing?
Sticking?
He smiled wryly, and nodded slowly. Sticking, he thought. Sticking would just about cover it.
Quickly he rolled the brand new sidewall tire over
and heaved it into place. He collected up the lug nuts and began
screwing them part way on with his bare fingers. There was a time
he could have done this whole operation in under five minutes.
But, back then, he would have gotten paid for it. That was before
the sky babies arrived, of course. Before they took away
everything, job included.
Sometimes, he still found himself thinking back to
that terrible July five years ago. He could still recall where
he'd been when he'd first heard about the sky babies: in the
express-line at Safeways. Normally he didn't pay attention to
supermarket tabloids but somehow that one headline jumped out at him:
"Toxic Waste Ate My Baby, Malaysian Mom Cries!" Of course, it wasn't
really toxic waste, but, other than that detail, the story had been
remarkably accurate, as things turned out.
For two weeks the tabloids played it up, provoking
lively discussions in check-out lines and not much else. But then
came the CNN report direct from Malaysia. There was no picture
except a file photo of the reporter on the scene, but that man's voice
had been enough.
"John," he said, with remarkable control, "there are no words to
describe what is happening here." Then he went on to describe it just
the same. If it hadn't been CNN, no one would have believed it,
not a word of it. People dying by the thousands. Green gobs
of some jelly-like substance slithering down city streets, flowing up
through drainage grates, sliding under doorways, and that sound...that
horrible sound. Like drinking.
Then, as if just in case anyone back home had any
doubts left, the reporter's monologue had cut off with a giggly squeal
and the audience got a chance to hear that horrible sound for
themselves. There was no doubt about it. Yup. Like
drinking.
Don never found out for sure where the name "sky
babies" came from. He'd heard it was the title of a Bruce
Cockburn video made to collect money to help the Malaysians. If
so, the money never reached them. Bruce had his own problems soon
enough.
It seemed as if the sky babies arrived in every
North American city all at once. What TV stations managed to stay
on the air didn't know much more than their loyal listeners. A
statement hurriedly released by the Centers for Disease Control in
Atlanta insisted that six foot green man-eating blobs did not fall
under the heading of "communicable diseases" and so wasn't their
problem. In Canada, the Prime Minister announced the formation of
a Royal Commission to investigate the potential threat posed by the sky
babies to national security. When a sky baby caught the PM on the
steps of Centre Block, the leader of the opposition demanded that an
election be called. A short time after that, a hundred or more
sky babies innundated the House of Commons, snacking on all present
regardless of party affiliations. The Parliamentary Channel
broadcast the whole thing and cleaned up in the ratings.
Then there came one final night of madness.
Don crouched in his basement next to the GE washer-drier combo,
clutching an aluminum baseball bat his brother had sent him for his
last birthday. Even with the windows closed and locked, the
screams filtered down to his refuge all night long. At one point,
he heard frantic pounding at the front door up stairs but he didn't
move. Abruptly the pounding stopped and a hideous, hopeless wail
of despair washed down to him. Then, every once in a while, he
thought he caught that horrible, soul-destroying sound -- like
something drinking. Which something was, of course.
Drinking a lot.
He only left his hide-away two days later when
hunger forced him out. The sounds had long since given way to an
ominously lonely hush. Don stepped out onto his front
porch. He went cautiously, but no more so than if he'd just
stepped out to get the morning paper while dressed in his
bathrobe. There he discovered a sky baby hidden just beside the
door. He should have expected it, but somehow it still managed to
take him by surprise. He froze stock still and his blood slammed
to a halt in his veins. Two quick strides would have put him back
inside the house, another second to close the door. But, of
course, sky babies could flow under doors, everyone knew that (had known that, anyway). He
was as good as dead. There was only one choice.
Leaping down the steps, Don cut across the lawn and
took off down the street for all he was worth. Passing Mavis
Henriksen's postbox, figuring he had put enough distance between him
and that thing by now, he snapped a glance over his shoulder. If
he'd had any breath left he would have used it. The sky baby was
right on his tail. It wasn't even clear how it could possibly
move so fast. It was as if it were sliding along on a layer of
grease -- not making a sound. And, what was worse, he had the
sense that it wasn't half trying.
The chase continued for another five minutes before
his left leg cramped and he lost his footing. He tumbled, rolling
onto the blacktop, and then just lay there expecting to feel that
great, green mass slide slowly over him and to hear that horrible
drinking sound as it did whatever it was sky babies did when they made
that sound. But, nothing slid over him and, after a few seconds,
he dared to look up.
The sky baby sat there in the middle of the
road. Though it had no eyes that he could make out, he felt as if
it were watching him -- almost scrutinizing him. But it didn't
move. It didn't attack him. It let him get up and it
followed him all the way home, but it didn't attack. None of them
did. He quickly found that, wherever he went, they would follow,
but that was it. They just watched.
One month later, he found someone else. His
name was Lionel Wilmot and he'd used to sell insurance for a company
that was being investigated for tax fraud. They met at the
Safeway (yes, the same Safeway) in the frozen produce section which,
thanks to the power outage, wasn't very frozen anymore. Lionel,
it seemed, had his own entourage of sky babies, but he had no better
explanation for their behaviour than Don did. As near as they
could both figure it, the sky babies had killed off just about everyone
on the planet -- everyone expect a precious few. This precious
few they would follow constantly, but they wouldn't attack.
Something about Don and Lionel gave them immunity. In a way it
was a miracle.
The two of them decided there wasn't much point in
leaving to search for other survivors. If they were out there,
they would show up sooner or later. The dead bodies weren't a
problem, either, as far as the spread of disease was concerned.
Whatever the sky babies did to them, the corpses left behind were
completely dessicated and shrivelled like mummies. There was
plenty of food and water, and Lionel wasn't bad company once Don got
used to him. He even knew how to cook.
After a while, Don found, from time to time, he even
forgot about the sky babies, always hovering in the shadows at night,
or just outside the store windows when he went "shopping", or on the
lawn outside his house. But Lionel didn't forget -- no, not for a
second. Don could see the way his friend watched them constantly,
never letting up his guard, sleeping so lightly that the slightest
noise would wake him, usually with a shout. It got to the point
where Don wondered if fear itself wasn't going to finish the job the
sky babies had opted out of.
But a year passed and then two more, and gradually
even Lionel seemed to accept the sky babies as an unpleasant fact of
life. Don found they became a part of the scenery, just like the
birds in the trees. Rather, like the trees themselves, since,
unless required to change location, they stayed as motionless as
trees. Only from time to time would one of them catch his eye,
and then, for just a moment, he would feel that old sense of being
watched -- scrutinized. And then he would go back to whatever he
was doing at the time and forget all about them. He had no
choice. It was either that or lose his mind.
Then, one year ago, while raking up the fall leaves
from the front lawn (another habit that refused to lie down and die),
Don asked Lionel to bring the wheelbarrel around from the back of the
house. Lionel nodded and sauntered off without a word. A
moment later, a black bird settled on a branch in the maple tree
overhead and began raining down imprecations on Don's head.
Laughing, Don scooped up an armful of autumn leaves and heaved them up
at the startled bird, which took to the air in a flurry of black
feathers. Then, as he watched it fly away, the laughter caught in
his throat.
A shrill scream broke the stillness. For a
moment, Don couldn't move, while the scream went on and on and
on. Then, abruptly, a gear caught inside his head and he spun and
raced around the side of the house to the back. By the time he
got there, though, it was too late. The screaming had
stopped. Over a dozen sky babies covered Lionel in a single
rippling mass and, together, the sound they made nearly drove Don mad...
Don tightened the final lug nut, breathing hard but
glad the job was almost through. While he knew it didn't make one
wit of difference, he wanted to get back inside where he wouldn't be so
out in the open. He pulled on the tire iron, tightening the nut a
little more; thinking about how he'd tried to piece together what had
happened to Lionel. The only clue had been the over-turned
wheelbarrel and that wasn't much help at all. Something had made them attack; something Lionel did. But
what? It was so hard to know.
He pulled on the tire iron again, tightening it just
that extra little fraction, straining at it, his knuckles white against
the pressure. Suddenly his grip faltered; the tire iron spun out
of control in his arms and flipped up onto the hood of the car with a
flat metal retort. Don made a grab for it...
Then froze.
With exquisite grace, the tire iron glided across
the hot surface, then see-sawed off the front, caught the bumper on the
way down, flipping end over end and clattered to a halt on the blacktop
beneath.
His arms were stretched out in a last desperate
reach, like a football player stretching for a flying ball. His
throat closed up tight, holding the air in his lungs like a pop
bottle. He felt he would explode if he moved too suddenly.
But he didn't move.
The ruckus startled the black birds, who burst
skyward in a frenzied, squawking mob and soared off over the satellite
dish on the television rental across the road. He watched them
go, then noticed the telephone wires still swaying as the wind caught
them. A solitary black bird remained, tiny feet gripping its
uneasy perch, its wings flapping in spurts as it bobbed back and forth,
back and forth. Trying to keep its balance.
Trying to keep its
balance.
Out of the corner of his eye, he could just make out
the sky baby by the phone booth. The one by the pumps was easier
to see, straight ahead. But there was no way to check the three
by the fence without moving. As for the one in the garage door,
the one behind him...
The sun pressed down on his head like a damp
palm. Wet beads traced fingers down his forehead and collected in
his eyes, making them water. Deep inside, something built.
Like someone was blowing him up the way they'd blow up a party
balloon. A coppery flavour washed over his tongue and he realized
he was biting on his lower lip.
Trying to keep its
balance.
The sky babies sat, not moving, just watching,
scrutinizing but without eyes.
Movement overhead caught his attention, as the black
birds one by one returned, settling on the swinging telephone wires in
a comfortable, bobbing line. Like can-can girls. Slowly the
something inside went away, like air leaking from a tiny hole.
The pressure subsided.
After a moment, Don let his breath out in a slow,
shuddering stream. Slowly, carefully, he retrieved his tire iron
and completed the job he had started. The sky babies -- his sky babies -- simply watched
as they always did, not moving, not making a sound. Just sticking.
And Don thought about Lionel and wished there had
been more to go on. But it was so hard to know.