
The Long Arm of the Law
A Weird Western Tale
(Part 2)
By D.K. Latta
About the author
His shirt was off and his left shoulder ended in a stump,
but it was not bleeding. The strange, purple skin had pulled over it, sealing
any wound. He was sprawled in a corner, his right wrist bound by a coarse
rope to a silver bar running from floor to ceiling. He inhaled sharply
between his teeth as he took in his surroundings. He was in the cellar
of the big house. At least, that was what he assumed given the last words
he remembered hearing.
A table running along one wall was decked out with apparatus
that might be at home in a chemist's laboratory: beakers, Bunsen burners,
microscopes. There were other objects on the table he was unable to identify.
A silver box, for one, the size of a bread box with a row of lights across
its face blinking on and off in random patterns. Beside it, a transparent
sheet of what looked to be glass stood alone, glowing numbers scrolling
across its face from no source he could distinguish. There were other oddities.
Chairs that looked just slightly...off. A painting hanging crookedly on
one wall that induced a minor headache just by his looking at it.
He espied his gun belt propped against one leg of the
table.
Four men crouched over another table, muttering amongst
themselves while a lamp blasted a beam of light onto the table top. This
light was unwavering, unlike candle or gaslight. On the table was the purple
and yellow-spotted arm. His arm.
Forcing his mind to focus, to push away all the strangeness
and distractions, he turned to the rope about his wrist. It was crudely
tied, as if done rather absently. With his teeth he began to pull loose
the knot. He felt the pressure relax on his wrist just as one of the men
straightened, shaking his head. He immediately ceased his actions.
"DNA scan confirms it," spoke the first man, tall and
broad-shouldered.
"Impossible. How did he get it? Attach it?"
The tall man shrugged. "Let's ask our guest." He started
to cross the room, then stopped on seeing the Canadian was awake. "Well,
now. You've got a few questions to answer, don't you? Like who the Hell
are you and how'd you get that arm?"
He glared silently at his interrogator.
The tall man grinned. "Don't think for a minute that you
can tough us out, fellah. I go by the name of Jeremiah Thomson, but my
real name is Klina, and I know ways to cause pain you couldn't even imagine.
So let's try and avoid any unpleasantness. Are you the one who killed Farley
Hayes and Carl Grubber?"
Quietly, he said, "And Walter Caswell."
Jeremiah Thomson started, his jaw sagging for just a moment.
"Caswell's dead? Just who the Hell are you?"
"A lawman."
One of the men around the table laughed. Another one said,
"We know all about lawmen, mister. Jeremiah used to be one."
"Shut up," Thomson said flatly. "This here arm belonged
to a lawman, one a good sight more tenacious than anything you've got on
this backwoods planet of yours." Seeing the shock in his eyes, Thomson
nodded. "It's true. We'd just about run out of places to hide within the
Allied Worlds, so we came here, figuring there'd be enough opportunities
to keep us amused among you dimwitted, monkey-evolved barbarians -- once
we did a bit of molecular-rearrangement to blend in with the local colour,
and realigned our vocabulary patterns. But a lawman was hard on our heels."
"Czio," he muttered, understanding beginning to dawn.
"That's right. His name was Czio and he'd hunted us from
one end of the Alliance to another. We lured him into an ambush and cut
him to pieces with a laser barrage -- not that I expect you to know what
a laser is. Just think of it as sunlight that can kill. What I want to
know is: how'd you get his arm? I wasn't aware you people had that kind
of surgical skill -- nor why you'd even want the damn thing in the first
place."
"I didn't." He stopped, then realized there was no point
in hiding anything from these...whatever they were. "I stumbled upon where
you killed him. Passed out. And when I awoke, I had the arm."
"Jipoos'n," muttered one of them, his features
going ashen.
"Shut up, damn you!" snapped Thomson. "There's no such
thing as jipoos'n." He looked at the man crouched in the corner.
"I don't believe in ghosts. You're lying, earthman. I don't know why or
what you hope to gain, but I'll get the truth from you even if I have to
wring it from your- "
The Canadian had heard enough. He yanked his hand free
of the loosened rope and sprang forward, rolling, and coming to a stop
before the table with the beakers. His gun rustled as he slipped it free
of the holster.
"Get him!"
One of them leapt at him and his gun spat death, roaring
like an angry mountain cat. Yellow blood geysered into the air as the man
clutched at his throat and fell gurgling to his knees. Suddenly Thomson
had him by the throat, wrenching him to his feet. His gun was slapped effortlessly
from his hand. He struggled, helpless before Jeremiah Thomson's greater
strength, colours flashing before his eyes as his lungs burned without
air. He wheezed once.
Someone else screamed.
Dimly, he thought that that was odd -- after all, he
was the one dying. Then a purple blur shot by, smacking Thomson across
the face. The tall man staggered back and he dropped to the ground, gagging.
Through the fireworks across his retina, he saw the purple arm flopped
ungainly across the floor, twitching. It seemed almost to be imploring
him.
Thomson was shouting hysterically. "Get the laser wand!
Cut it to pieces! Cut them both to pieces!"
The Canadian nodded slowly, for the first time truly understanding.
"Yes," he said. "Do it."
The arm spasmed and flung itself toward him. Its severed
end slapped wetly against his stump and he felt a burning warmth, then
a surge of energy. Suddenly he could flex his left fingers again.
A beam of light shot by his face, scorching the very air.
The alien hand shot out, grabbing the gun, turning, aiming, firing, in
less time than it took him to even register the movement. The man with
the "laser wand" snapped back, arms flailing. He brought down the third
man in barely a microsecond.
Roaring, Thomson charged at him, a big chair in his hands
raised above his head to smash the Canadian's brains out. The arm flickered
like purple lightning and the gun barked twice more. Thomson's knees went
out from under him and he drove into the floor, skidding a half-foot. He
did not move again.
He sat astride his horse and watched the flames consume the house, dancing yellow and red tongues against the inky night sky. He dragged off his hat with his right hand, blotting the sweat from his brow with his sleeve, then twitched the reins with his left hand. His horse started lazily away from the blaze.
Together, the two lawmen continued west.
The End.
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