
"Brother, Can You Spare a Spook?"
By Jeffrey Blair Latta
THE WHOLE THING WENT
DOWN like an antique grandfather clock. Timed to the second, but
noisy as hell.
It took about a
minute, a minute and a half, maybe. A blizzard of emerald green
laser bolts gave way to a sudden sickly hush. Charred corpses
everywhere, at least six. A lot of smoke, too, most of it coming
from the corpses. A bit from the expensive furnishing.
Nothing the insurance wouldn't cover, I'm thinking.
No one had been
killed, though. Not yet. They were all hardware, up-market
androids with a few additions. The additions had taken us all by
surprise. Nothing we couldn't handle.
I straightened
from behind a couch about the time the smoke had cleared enough to
count the casualties. Yup. Six. The others came up
after me. They looked around, blinking as if to say, "Did we do that?"
Then we heard
it. High frightened sobbing. A woman, definitely.
Instantly I was alert. My pacifier tracked the sound, the
still-glowing muzzle fixing on the receptionist's desk. I wasn't
stupid. Johnny Paradigm wouldn't have been the first to put a
muscle-droid in heels. The others were
there with me, five itchy fingers on five hair-triggers. "We're
Stabilizers," I said. "Come out slow and friendly. Don't
hurt yourself."
There was a
thoughtful pause. A platinum blonde head rose from behind the
desk. Big green eyes followed, blinking, tears smearing the
paint. Then she saw the forest of weaponry and whimpered like a
beaten puppy. One hand made a vague gesture in front of her
face. I never found out why.
There was blood
on her forehead, fresh and sticking in the platinum. Androids
don't bleed. I let out my breath and lowered the pacifier, then
stepped forward and held out my hand. She hesitated unsurely,
then took the hand in her left. A southpaw, I noticed.
Interesting. "You're Janet
Fender." It wasn't a question. I knew her from the
file. Paradigm's secretary. Only he wasn't Paradigm.
Not anymore he wasn't.
To Nicky, I said,
"Watch her. I'll take care of Paradigm myself."
He frowned.
"You sure? With all the noise, he'll be expecting you."
"Stay here.
I've got this coming."
I left the
reception room and followed the hall, then around a corner. I
wasn't even trying for stealth. Nicky was right. Paradigm
would be expecting me. More or less.
The doors weren't
locked. I kicked and they opened hard enough to kill anyone who
might have been on the other side. No one was.
I was through,
pacifier up and charging... and then I stopped. I didn't move,
not for a good thirty seconds. If anyone had wanted to get me,
they couldn't have asked for a better shot.
The office was a
fair size. Enough room to swing a cat, if the cat had a thick
skull. Johnny Paradigm lay on the floor in a pool of blood.
He lay on his back, all three hundred pounds of him. For a
moment, my eyes lingered on the face. As we knew, he wasn't
Johnny Paradigm anymore. He'd had a face-morph, expensive and
illegal. He'd changed his name to Ricco Calgary, moved out west
and started up again with a whole new operation. It took me two
years to track him down, but I was patient. He'd killed my
partner. Tanya Reese. You'd better believe I was
patient.
But now, here he
was, dead. All three hundred pounds of him. While I stood
there trying to work out the whys and the whos, I noticed lipstick on
the back of his hand. I moved closer. Definitely lipstick,
in the shape of lips...
I whirled,
breathing a curse. From down the hall, back toward the reception
room -- a sudden burst of discharging pacifiers. Someone
screamed. It sounded like Nicky. Could have been Bug.
I was
moving. I didn't give myself time to think. In the hall,
from around the corner, something hurled itself into my arms. It
whimpered, clinging in terror. The receptionist, Janet
Fender. I cast one look at those enormous eyes, then threw her
behind and kept going. Already the sounds had fallen off, and,
ahead of me, there was only an ominous hush. I burst into the
reception room and gaped. There were bodies everywhere.
Smoke and bodies.
This time someone
had been killed.
I stared,
shaking, unable to make sense of it. They were all dead. I
had only left them for a couple of minutes. They were
professionals. Who could have done this?
That was when the
laser bolt hit me in the shoulder. It probably would have hit my
head, except I turned at the last second. I turned because I
heard a sound. A laugh. Not a human laugh. Synthetic
and drained of emotion. A laugh to build callouses on your soul.
I knew that laugh.
I threw myself
behind a couch, only then feeling the pain blossoming in my
shoulder. The couch took the second hit, scorched kapok filling
the air in a white cloud. Beautiful. I didn't wait for the
third bolt. I was up and running, making for the hall, my
pacifier snarling as it blew holes in the mahoganite panelling.
But there was nothing to aim at and I knew there wouldn't be. I
just thought I might get lucky.
I plunged into
the hallway just as another bolt shattered the planter beside the
doors. I threw the doors closed and blasted the electric lock.
That wouldn't buy me much time, but it might buy enough.
I found Janet
Fender standing in the office staring at Johnny Paradigm's
corpse. Her fingers were touching her face.
"Come on," I said
as I blew away the windows and jumped up onto the sill. It was a
long drop. You could die of old age before you hit the
bottom. I turned and gestured to her. "Damn it, if you want
to live..."
A laser bolt
detonated the desk. I hadn't bought as much time as I had
hoped. The explosion at least woke Janet Fender and started her
moving. She was in my arms in a flash. Up there, on the
sill, we were sitting ducks.
"Hold on."
"Wha-wha-...?"
I jumped out the
window taking her with me. Behind us, another window exploded in
a silver rain. We were being followed. Only a suicidal
maniac would have done that.
A suicidal maniac
or a spook.
We fell
fast. Janet Fender started screaming at the beginning and didn't
let up until I activated my anti-g rig. Then she stopped. I
slowed up so fast she was almost ripped out of my arms. That was
why she stopped.
For a moment, I
wondered if maybe the spook had some sort of anti-g rig of its
own. I was looking up. But then I heard an aerocruiser,
about ten stories below, burst into flames. The damn thing had
jumped without any way of slowing its drop. Crazy, right?
Apparently not.
The aerocruiser
was still air-borne, but sinking in a twisting spiral of smoke.
The driver had to be dead. Out of the smoke, two laser bolts
streaked, one right on the tail of the other. They passed us with
a double hiss and whiff of ozone. Another window exploded just
above.
My initial
suspicions were confirmed. In the office, the bolt which had
taken out the desk had been directed at Janet Fender, not at me.
The spook had killed all those men in the reception room because they
were protecting her. She was the target. I was just along
for the ride.
Some ride.
Even with the
anti-g rig, we were still falling, just slower. Far below us, the
burning aerocruiser was falling a lot faster. But then it landed
on a skyway connecting two buildings. The resulting explosion
should have killed anyone inside. I should be so lucky.
There was nothing
to do but keep falling and think tiny. As we passed the skyway, a
series of bolts tracked us, each one closer than the one before.
Then the laserfire quit and it didn't take a genius to figure out --
the spook had jumped again.
I drew my
pacifier and fired straight up. At least I could keep the spook
from landing on our heads. I didn't hit anything, though.
Then more laser bolts came from a point off to the left and
above. The point was dropping fast. I fired at it, and was
rewarded by a single burst of sparks. A lucky shot.
Something howled. The laser fire stopped and I wondered if maybe
I had finished it.
Then it didn't
matter. I glanced down just as my legs were driven up into my
stomach, the two of us landing hard on another skyway. Janet
Fender gave a single, womanly cry of pain. Or maybe that was me... First my
shoulder, now my leg. I was in great shape. The way Atlanta
was at the end of Gone With the Wind, that was the sort of shape I was
in.
And the future
didn't look any brighter. The spook would track us down, bet on
it. After a thirty story drop onto an aerocruiser, then another
forty stories onto a skyway, it wasn't likely to care about the rest of
the trip. We were living on borrowed time.
"Why is the spook
chasing you?"
Janet Fender
blinked up at me with her big, green eyes. We had followed the
skyway into the nearest building -- although, in a megacity like
NulZone, "into" and "building" were relative terms. This building
was about a mile on a side and about half a mile high. Inside it
was stacked level on level with streets and office sections, shopping
blocks and residential quads. We had stopped to catch our breath
beside one busy thoroughfare. Ground effects vehicles hummed past
in a steady blur. Through the grates beneath our feet, we could
look down and make out the other levels shrouded in fog. It
occurred to me that, to someone looking up, we would have been easy
targets.
I took her
arm. "Let's keep mobile." A few seconds later, I asked
again, "So? What about it? Any idea why that spook is after
you?"
"What's a spook?"
"A spook is that
thing that was shooting at us. A spook is an android assassin
with the latest visishield hardware. A kind of high-tech
ninja. They're persistent, invisible and nearly invincible.
To my knowledge, once one is set on you, you're as good as dead."
She turned visibly pale at that and stopped walking. When I
tugged her arm, she wouldn't budge.
"It's
invisible? But how... how is that possible?"
"Its entire
structure is covered with complementary sensor-imager chips. The
ones on the back, for example, scan whatever is behind the spook and
the ones on the front reproduce that image, so, to someone standing in
front, the spook seems invisible. Just like a television
set. Now, again, why is it after you?"
She considered my
explanation a moment, then, apparently deciding it would have to do,
moved on. "I don't know. How do you know it's after me?"
"That shot in the
office was aimed at you. Okay, here's an easier one. Why
did you murder Johnny Paradigm?"
She hardly even
paused. "Who's Johnny Paradigm?"
"Your boss, Ricco
Calgary. His real name is Johnny Paradigm."
"That's his real name?"
"He had a
face-morph, to escape some bad business decisions back east. I
tracked him down because he killed my partner. It took me two
years. I'm very patient. Now, how about it? Why did
you murder him?"
"I don't know
what--"
I grabbed her arm
and hauled her into a doorway. "Don't play games, sister.
We haven't got time for that."
For a moment, it
looked like she intended to play games just the same, time or no
time. But then, she wilted and tears washed away the last of her
make-up. "How did you know it wasn't the spook who killed him?"
"For one thing,
Paradigm was stabbed to death. The spook would have used a
laser. Then there was lipstick on the back of his hand. The
colour matched the lipstick you're wearing. Also, the stab wound
was delivered left handed. You're left handed. I
noticed that when we met. Now, forensics can match the saliva on
the lipstick if they have to, but that's for later. Right now,
I'm wondering if this spook and you murdering Paradigm are related."
She was still
crying, but now a little less than before. She shook her platinum
top in a hopeless sort of way. "He tried to rape me, I swear he
did. He called me into his office and I thought it was just to
take a memo. Instead, he told me to kiss his hand. Then he
told me to kiss him other places. When I refused, he got
violent. He was going to kill me, honest to God he was. I
was terrified. I grabbed the letter opener and stabbed him.
I didn't mean to kill him, I just did it....Oh, God, I don't want to go
to jail!"
For a moment, I
didn't say a thing. I looked around. Down the street, there
was a giant TV screen at an intersection. It reached all the way
to the ceiling, four stories up. It showed a pretty brunette
surfing in the nude. I stared at that screen, my eyes
narrow. An idea was forming. A crazy idea.
I looked back at
her. "All right," I said. "The jury can decide whether you
were justified or not. I'm still waiting for the part about why a
spook just killed four Stabilizers and followed us out a window all
apparently so it could burn your pretty hide."
"I told you I
don't know!" She shouted this, bringing stares from the passersby.
I laughed at
them, as if she did that all the time.
"All right, you
don't know. Not for sure. But there must be some reason
someone wants you dead. A spook is a pretty expensive toy.
Whoever sent it must really rate. Maybe, working for Paradigm,
you have information that scares someone. Someone powerful."
This time she
gave it some honest concentration. But, after a moment, she shook
her pretty head again and sobbed, "Oh, what does it matter? You
said yourself -- there's no way to escape that spook. Sooner or
later, it will kill me. Does it matter why?"
She had a
point. I gave the thing some thought, then drew a second pacifier
from my shoulder holster. I held it out. "Here, take
this. It probably won't do you any good but, at least, if I go
down, you'll still have something to protect yourself."
She took the
pacifier as if it were a snake. She looked at it cradled in her
hands, then looked at me. She seemed surprised. "Thanks."
"Don't mention
it." I cast a glance behind. Of course, if the spook had
been back there, it would have been invisible, but old habits die hard.
She followed my
look. "Isn't there some way to make this spook so we can see it?"
she asked. "Then you could shoot it, right?"
"If there was
some way to make it visible," I said with an edge of bitterness, "then
it wouldn't be a spook, would it? But, yes -- if I could see it,
then I could shoot it. It's tough, but I saw sparks when I got a
lucky hit back there, so I think a pacifier would stop it. Got
any suggestions?"
Whether she did,
or whether she didn't, I never got to find out. Just then, the
wall exploded beside the doorway.
I hadn't seen
where that first laser bolt came from, but the second one streaked from
a point down the street beside a lamppost. There was nothing
there, just the lamppost. The spook had found us.
The second shot
was no more accurate than the first. The spook was injured, that
was my guess. Maybe the fall had done some damage, or maybe my
lucky hit had been luckier than I thought. Either way, I wasn't
about to push that luck any further than I had to.
I grabbed Janet
Fender and bolted. With my injured leg, it wasn't pretty, but we
made good time. Behind us, brick and semi-gloss exploded in
chunks. People were screaming and reeling out of our way.
That could have been because of the laser bolts tracking us. More
likely it was because of the pacifiers we were both waving around like
lunatics. Either way, a path opened up like the Red Sea and we
rode it to the intersection.
I hadn't been
truthful with Janet Fender. I did have a plan. Maybe not a
great plan, but, at that moment, it didn't have to be great.
No one had ever
beaten a spook, as far as I knew. My own run-in had been a few
years back when I broke into a rainbow den to find three dead
flickerheads still leaking smoke from about a dozen laser blasts.
I never saw the spook who did it, but I heard him. I heard him
and it was a sound I knew I'd never forget. That laugh.
Like I said -- put callouses on your soul.
But now, I
figured, just maybe I knew a way to beat it. Just maybe...
But I knew I was
only going to get one chance. If it didn't work, we were both
dead.
Together we tore
around the corner at the intersection. A laser bolt streaked by,
so close it singed the back of my head. It hit a vehicle, which
crashed into a shop window. Someone screamed for a cop. For
a moment, we were out of the spook's line-of-sight. But only for
a moment. The street was a death trap. It was a long way to
the next intersection and nearly as far to the first shop
entrance. We weren't going to make it that far. Not with my
bad leg. Not even if my leg got better.
I had to make a
guess. I counted to twenty. Then I threw Janet Fender to
the sidewalk and spun around. For a moment, I thought I had
guessed wrong. But then I saw it.
Against the giant
TV screen and the nude brunette at the intersection, I could just make
out a strange fuzzy distortion, a humanoid shape. I fired.
I kept firing. There must have been six laser bolts in the air
before the first one impacted.
The spook
exploded in a ball of flame. What was left of the thing crashed
backwards through the bottom of the TV screen, where the remaining
bolts played with the pieces. Even as it exploded, though, it got
off a single shot. That bolt melted a hole almost at my feet and
splashed me with hot tar, but, otherwise, I wasn't complaining.
The plan had worked just fine. Better than it deserved.
A few seconds
later, I helped Janet Fender to her shaky feet. She looked at the
inferno raging at the end of the street and frowned. "But...how?"
"A TV screen
doesn't show a continuous image," I explained. "It shows a series
of still images separated by scan intervals. The human eye
connects the images to produce the illusion of a continuous moving
image. I figured the spook must work the same way. The
sensors on its back, for example, scan what's behind it, and the
imagers on the front reproduce that image. Then it scans again,
and changes the front image accordingly. Put the spook in front
of a TV screen, and their frequencies will be out of sync. The
spook can't reproduce it. Like pointing a video cam at a TV
screen. It doesn't work."
She seemed
suitably impressed. She should be. I impressed myself.
For a moment, we
both stood there in silence. Sirens wailed, dismally crawling
closer. My back was to her. I figured, with the spook taken
care of, there wouldn't be a better time. But then she made it
easier.
"So, what
now? I killed Ricco Calgary -- Johnny Paradigm. Are you
going to take me in?"
I gave her a
moment to wonder, to build the suspense, then spoke in a calm, quiet
voice.
"I was just
thinking," I said. "I just had another idea. Let me try it
out. Suppose you were Johnny Paradigm, now Ricco Calgary.
Suppose you had gotten on somebody's bad side, like in the east, only
worse this time. Somebody powerful. Suppose you knew they
wanted you dead and maybe you even knew they had set a spook to do the
job. Maybe you knew it wouldn't be enough to change your face and
name, this time. No, this guy, the one you'd crossed, he wasn't
going to stop looking. So you come up with an idea. You
change everything, your name, your face, your weight...even your
gender. You make yourself look just like your secretary, and then
you find some fat guy and have him fixed up to look like you. You
kill your real secretary. Then you kill him, who looks like you,
only here's the clever part. You make it obvious that you did it,
but you give yourself a motive that will have any jury letting you
off. That way, everyone thinks you're dead, and you can go on
living -- as your secretary. Only thing is, the spook, the
invisible spook, sees you setting up the body and figures it out.
And so you have a spook on your trail and your only hope is that a
certain Stabilizer will do the impossible and find a way to bring it
down." I paused. From behind me, there was only
silence. "So? What do you think?"
More
silence. Then the sound of heels tapping on pavement. The
tapping stopped. "I think you got one too many ideas," she said,
"that's what I think."
I didn't turn
around, not even when I heard the electric hum of a pacifier building
to a discharge. My own weapon was pointed at the ground.
There was no way I could turn and fire before she got off a shot. "Sorry," she
said, and she sounded like she meant it. "Too bad. But,
hey, thanks for saving my--"
The explosion
lifted me off my feet and planted me in the middle of the street.
I hadn't realized she -- he -- was standing so close. As I picked
myself up, I saw there wasn't much left of him. Just enough to
put in an urn. The pacifier had been rigged to blow when he
squeezed the trigger. I looked at the smoldering corpse and felt
better than I would have expected. My partner, Tanya Reese, was
avenged.
"You made one
mistake," I said to the corpse. "I read the files. Janet
Fender -- the real Janet
Fender -- was right handed."
That's
right. I knew it from the start.
Did I mention I
was patient?
The End.