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Hallows at the Lions' Cage
By Edward C. Lynskey
About the author
ANNIE
SPARKLEBREATH WAS MONITORING other voices beamed across from the other
dimensions. She scribbled these ramblings down in a marble-covered
notebook she stowed beneath a loose knotty-holed plank. Fact was,
blending in and keeping a low profile here was easier said than done.
Mrs. Bell, her landlady, for weeks had been urging her to venture out,
to mingle with the teeming throngs, to breath deep New York City's autumnal
air crisp and clean as figs. She thought it unhealthy that a young
girl would toil for long and uninterrupted sessions on "her first novel".
"You'll grow google-eyed
and go batty holed up yonder like a hermit," Mrs. Bell warned Annie while
defrosting her freezer.
Putting down her laundry
basket, Annie laughed. "Even hermits have fun, too," she remarked.
Holding a wooden spatula,
Mrs. Bell paused at jabbing the hoary rim crusted on the Freon tubing.
"You remind me of my late daughter, Sally. She was bookish, too.
She absolutely loved to write lyrical verses."
"Why, I thank you for
that compliment," Annie responded, fondly smiling back.
"She was viciously
murdered along Riverside Drive," continued Mrs. Bell. "Halloween
night, three years ago." Trembling, Mrs. Bell's jaw jutted, her color
drained to an ashen sorrow. A mother's agony etched a crown of thorns
on her fervid forehead.
Eyes moistening, Annie
approached with bare arms open to embrace her landlady. "I'm truly
sorry for your loss," she gently expressed.
"It's been so nice
having you here during this time," Mrs. Bell affirmed, returning the hug.
Back inside the brownstone
apartment, Annie, sprawled on the big brass bed that was formerly Sally's,
felt immediately at home. She tied the green baize curtains to blot out
sunbeams. Dim solitude eased the interception of the encrypted messages.
Annie pressed umber palms over her ears, listening intently. The marble-covered
notebook lay propped open to a new, blank page. An uncapped Bic pen
was wedged between her molars. The strings of messages filtering
through sounded garbled.
Retrieving a cottage
cheese carton from the dorm fridge, Annie locked the apartment behind her
before climbing the three flights of stairs to Mrs. Bell's rooftop.
Biting her lip, Annie deftly stepped over the rows of potted red-rust geraniums
and pressed against a bent antennae rigged up in the far northern corner.
Here the signal strengths ebbed and flowed like on the radio of a car entering
a murky bridge, then emerging into flush sunlight. The persistent
repetition of two words, "murder" and "death," troubled Annie. She'd
discerned that a pack of griffins was colluding to pursue their nefarious
acts against Mrs. Bell.
Despite finishing the
cottage cheese, Annie remained hungry.
Trouble was, Annie
had only a two-dollar bill to her name. As so often was the case,
she felt compelled to improvise. Returning downstairs, she waited until
darkness cloaked the streets, then adjusted Sally's white fedora to slant
over one eye. She strolled along the sidewalk, her dusky smile beguiling.
"Good evening, Miss
Sally," the hansom cab driver bid her. He was picking up a newlywed
couple to tour moonlit Central Park.
Hurrying to flee the
street light's illuminated ring, Annie waved back.
One block over, looking
up and down the deserted street before ducking down a remote alley, Annie
fell on all fours. Not missing a step, she assumed a wolfhound's
muscular and svelte glide pouncing over garbage pails, patting over chilled
cobblestones.
Behind the Thai diner,
beside a torn screen door to the bustling kitchen with rattling pots and
pans, Annie smelled the discarded pork chops in the chipped plate the wizened
cook she knew as Fan had set out for her. The chops sated her hunger
pangs.
A Halloween moon, huge
and hairy, bobbed overhead, its lunar tug calibrating the New York harbor
tides. Annie's whiskers twitched from its unusually vigorous gravitation.
This also troubled her. Her paws broke into a half-trot. Already
the midnight was smoky and ripe for morbid trespasses. Lurid promises
hung in the air like sweet, sad dirges.
A steady diet of violent
crimes -- rape, stabbing, mugging, strangling, slashing -- always fed the
human psyche. Annie had grown to except that much and even prevailed
to accept it. Still, Halloween night unleashed especially dark extremes
and macabre excesses. Costumed as ghouls, ghosts, witches, warlocks,
etc., people once a year ventured out in mock celebration of things they
couldn't begin to understand. In the unseen fourth and fifth dimensions,
this abject frivolity and disrespect rankled the very entities that mortals
sought to portray and ridicule.
Mrs. Bell, for instance,
since her daughter Sally's murder insisted on returning each Halloween
to the lions' cage at the Bronx Zoo. Among fellow jesters, she would
stand at the pikestaff fence and "roar" at the shaggy lions snoring in
their adobe dens. Whiskey flasks circulated. Jolly backslapping
went on. They exchanged dirty jokes involving lollipops. Emboldened
by their Dutch courage, the most brazen -- with Mrs. Bell in the forefront
-- scaled the pikestaff fence and teetered by the moat to taunt the yawning
lions.
This year they would
gape, jaws dropped, at the lions' leaping prowess. In fact, this
year Halloween would bristle with many paybacks by disgruntled spirits
and spooks. Alerted by peace-loving Hephaestus a few weeks before,
Annie was one of a few good guys wearing white fedoras. She was doing
her level best to head off the gory incursions tagged for Mrs. Bell.
Annie darted across
a barren intersection, a moon shadow traversing a city gone berserk.
A bumblebee taxi screeched to the subway escalator. A drunken young
girl lurched out, her green miniskirt rising like yeast, her haunches soft
as butter. Off under the closed newspaper kiosk, Jack the Ripper's shadow
lurked, his straight razor stropped with black-hearted malice. The girl,
no more than sixteen, detected his low coarse whistle but, not until too
late, his steely sharpness slitting a fair and tender throat. Howling
in tandem with the young girl's horrific death wail, Annie hurried to reach
the zoo in time.
For a wrap to ward
off the evening chill, Mrs. Bell had seized a Red Cross flag flapping for
the neighborhood blood drive and ripped it down with one mighty yank.
Voices soon goaded her to whip herself up into a maniac frenzy. A
bearded man tossed his empty bourbon bottle at the male lion now pacing
in front of the moat. The lion's blood-shot eyes blazed. Interlacing
his fingers, the bearded man fashioned a crude stirrup and hoisted the
big-boned Mrs. Bell over the pikestaff fence to tumble to the opposite
side.
Snarling, Mrs. Bell
snatched the wine bottle the man shoved between the steel bars. Upending
the bottle, she gleefully grunted after feeling the alcoholic explosion
hit her head. She waved a yellow scarf at the nearest lion like a
feeble-minded matador.
Bounding through the
zoo's wrought iron gate, Annie rumbled past the cerise-hued aviary and
stucco reptile house. A night watchman, his shoelaces untied and
hatless, dozed inside a pink lit doorway, the revelers' gift of the half-full
tequila bottle tucked under an elbow. Sniffing, Annie discerned the
vigorous whiffs of rancid sweat from an infuriated male lion.
Mrs. Bell was making
a dopey and delirious sport of it. Crying and whooping, she defied
the male lion regally frozen at the moat's lip. The other revelers,
maddened by the mob carnival atmosphere, encouraged her to cross the moat.
Mrs. Bell vaguely remembered she couldn't swim a lick. The bearded
man offered to ferry her across. That declamation earned a robust
drunken outburst.
The crowd's chant began,
slurred but growing emphatic.
Stick it to the beast.
Stick it to the beast.
Stick it to the beast.
All at once, the lion roared, its silky tawny mane flying behind as it catapulted through the frosty night to land but a few yards from Mrs. Bell. Mrs. Bell blinked, shook her head, blinked again. The now hushed crowd stared in disbelief, recoiled a pace from the pikestaff fence.
Annie had espied the lion's athletic leap, except she gleaned the evil-minded griffins invisible to mortal eyes had assisted the beast. Baring her chisel-like fangs, arraying her dagger-sharp claws, and balefully baying, Annie scattered the cowardly griffins. She then pivoted to deal with the male lion poised to crush a stupefied Mrs. Bell.
Growling a feral warning, Annie charged the lion's exposed flank, threateningly snipping its tail. During this diversion, Mrs. Bell possessed the presence of mind to hightail it over the pikestaff fence to safety.
The whimpering male lion plunged down into the moat and dog-paddled to the far shore to rejoin the pride.
* * *
"I won't require lodging any longer," Annie informed her.
Mrs. Bell acted surprised. "You've already finished the first novel?" she wondered.
Grinning, Annie placed the room key on the drainboard. "Something like that," she replied. "I kept everything I produced here, too. Thing is, I may very well return, say, next year. So, let's plan on it."
The End.