
#26
Boxes
By Richard K. Lyon
About the author
I sent to Cleveland
for a hit man, and he arrived in the next day's mail, a neatly wrapped
square cardboard box full of white ashes.
The other side of the
Family has been known to play rough, but never anything like this. It didn't
make sense. We weren't at war with them. Nothing was happening except a
little readjustment of business districts. Business conditions change and
every few years districts need to be readjusted. In the past we'd always
settled these
Maybe they had a beef
with my hit man, but that was no reason to send him to
It had been cold, but
it was getting warm. The rest of the mail could wait. I started dialing.
Several phone calls later I gave up trying to reach my lawyer. His answering
service didn't know where he was; neither did his country club, his several
favorite bars, nor his mistress. I even called his wife, but she never
knew where he was. For the money I pay him, you'd think I could snap my
fingers and he'd appear.
I'm also paying a hell
of a lot for this climate controlled apartment that's suddenly hot as an
oven. The air conditioner isn't cooling at all, but it makes a disagreeable
sound, a low dull roar. The phone rings; and I answer.
"Do you recognize my
voice?"
It was my opposite
number of the other side of the Family. I said, "Yes. Do you
Wiretap evidence can
sometimes be admitted in court so it's wise not to use names in phone conversations.
"Yes. Look, I just,
ahh--" He paused and I knew he was sweating. Words never failed this man
unless he was scared, very scared. "Ahh, look, did you get a package
today, registered mail?"
"You ought to know."
"Damn." He was silent
for a long moment, then he blurted, "I got three of them.
"Stop. We're on the
phone."
"Oh, yeah. Look we
gotta meet."
"Where would be safe
for both of us?"
"I don't know. I don't
know anything anymore. It all started kinda gradually, and I thought it
was just bad luck, coincidence, but now the packages--. Why, can
you tell me why? When we took care of those black independents, was one
of them maybe--"
"Shut up! Damn it,
we're on the phone!"
"Yeah, okay, but just
speaking hypo--whatever. Suppose something bad happens to a bunch
of guys but they had a friend who was into Voodoo or whatever. You
know how in the movies there are all these omens and stuff before anything
really happens. Real life, it wouldn't be that way, would it? It
would go down BANG, like a hit."
"WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT
UP!" I snapped. "If we've got to have a meeting, I'll tell
you where. Police Headquarters, Lieutenant Gruber's office."
"But he's an honest
cop!"
"That's why it'll be
safe. We're just two law-abiding citizens taking our troubles to the police.
Bring your lawyer and let him do all the talking."
"Ahh, okay."
I hung up, then phoned
Gruber and made the appointment. He was annoyed, suspicious, but
far too curious to say no.
I'd taken off my shirt
and tie, but the heat was unbearable. The roaring sound was louder; maybe
it wasn't the air conditioner.
I had a little time
before my appointment. I'd check my mail then try again to reach my lawyer.
There were no letters, only the square box I'd opened and an oblong box,
which obviously held the attache case I'd ordered.
It was odd, but the
oblong box had no return address. I opened the box. There was a note, "Julius
C. Blame, Attorney At Law is enclosed herewith."
The box was full of
ashes.
It seemed I'd have
to go to Police Headquarters alone. I went to the door, but it wouldn't
open. There wasn't any handle, so the door couldn't be opened from this
side. That didn't make sense. I looked around the apartment.
Nothing was changed
but somehow it all seemed wrong. I lived in a one room apartment with firebrick
walls, floor and ceiling, one door, no windows, no furniture, no telephone.
The roaring was deafening and the flames were rising on all sides of me.
Lieutenant Harry Gruber
was no little annoyed. As usual his desk was covered with a mountain of
paper work, but he couldn't concentrate on it. Two of the city's worst
hoods had made an appointment, then not shown up. Obviously something was
going down, and when Gruber learned what, it wouldn't do his ulcer any
good.
Gruber sighed and got
back to work. After he finished writing this letter, he'd open those two
packages which had arrived registered mail.
things in a perfectly
friendly manner. I brought in some muscle, so did they. The muscle stayed
in their hotel rooms, and after some bargaining the new districts were
settled.
me like this.
Especially registered mail. I'd signed a receipt for him. That could
easily be a legal problem.
recognize mine?"
Two weren't anybody
special, but the third was my--"
The End.