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THE PEACEKEEPER *
* 1/2 setting: USA.
(1997) Dolph Lundgren, Michael Sarrazin, Montel
Williams, Roy Scheider, Christopher Heyerdahl, Allen Altman, Martin Neufeld,
Monika Schnarre, Serge Houde.....U.S. military aide (Lundgren) has
the codes to the nuclear weapons stolen from him, and eventually finds
himself and an ally (Williams) inside a nuclear missile bunker with
the terrorists. Better-than-to-be-expected straight-to-video action pic
starts out particularly strong with an unusual idea (the hero's the guy
carrying "the button" around for the president, played by Scheider) and
some exciting, and unusual, action scenes (including a car chase across
the rooftops!) but then settles in to being the usual video-action flick
idiom: a "Die Hard" imitator with the hero stuck in a limited locale playing
cat and mouse with terrorists (Canadians have done half a dozen similar
films). It never quite maintains the tension, but benefits from some refreshing
light-heartedness in spots, and it even goes for some philosophizing, and
character stuff. Lundgren is O.K., American talk show host Williams seems
like that, in spots, but Scheider and Sarrazin are good, as is Heyerdahl
as one of the thugs. Schnarre, though, is wasted in a pointless part. Not
great, but worth including in a two or three video rental binge. Lundgren,
Williams and Scheider are all imports. sc: James H. Stewart, Robert Geoffrion.
dir: Frederic Forestier. - violence.- 98 min.
THE PEACEKEEPERS
* * 1/2 setting: other
(1997) Gabriel Hogan, Jeremy Ratchford, Larissa Laskin,
Tom Butler, Michael Dolan, Damir Andrei, Don Dickinson, Gordon Michael
Woolvett, Shawn Doyle, Aron Tager.....Story of a unit of Canadian U.N.
peacekeepers attempting to bring order to a Croatian town. Ignoring
the issues surrounding the timing of this CBC TV movie (coming on the heels
of the scandal of the Somalia affair -- when Canadian soldiers were found
to have tortured and murdered a Somalian, and the military brass tried
to cover it up -- is this tribute to our armed forces a nice antidote to
the muck-racking...or grossest propaganda?) it's a surprisingly strong
drama for the body of the film, but, frustratingly, ends up just O.K. by
the end. It makes better use of plot and characterization than one
would hope for from a movie which was intended, the filmmakers admit, more
as a tribute than a movie, but it still falls a little short...and, in
the wake of Somalia, there are still some unintentionally disturbing scenes
(such as the hero referring to himself as the "King" of the city).
Still, pretty good. Most remarkably, it was filmed, not in the former
Yugoslavia, but the Ottawa Valley! sc: Pete White. dir: Brad Turner.
91 min. - violence.-
THE PEANUT BUTTER SOLUTION
* * 1/2 setting: P.Q.
(1985) Mathew Mackay, Siluck Saysanasy, Michael Hogan.....Young
boy (Mackay) loses his hair from a fright, then restores it with a magic
formula that works all too well and complications arise, including a greedy
kidnapper. Second of the Tales For All children's
series is funny but uneven. sc: Vojtech Jasny, Andre Pelletier, Louise
Pelletier, Michael Rubbon. dir: Michael Rubbon. 96 min.
LA PEAU BLANCHE *
setting: P.Q.
(2004) Marc Paquet, Frederic Pierre, Marianne Farley,
Jessica Malka, Julie LeBreton, Jou Jou Turenne, Lise Roy.....University
student (Paquet) becomes obsessively enamoured with an enigmatic woman
(Farley), only gradually discovering she conceals a dark, supernatural
secret. Suspense-horror flick is good looking and has the elements to be
a solid, if traditional, little spooker, with a suitably alluring performance
from Farley...but leaves you wondering if it was written to be a comedy,
then played as a drama -- or vice versa! Whichever, there seem to be missed
signals somewhere in this slow moving flick where almost none of the scenes
ring true on any level. Perhaps it's trying for a deliberately off kilter,
unsettling mood since it's one of those "creeping" horror flicks where
you're a long time into it before you can even be sure it's not just a
relationship drama -- but it's not the mood that's off kilter, but the
characters. You know you're in trouble when the "hero" is creepier than
anyone else (talking about how pale skinned women make him want to vomit!).
An unusually large number of black characters for a Quebecois film (or
a Canadian one in general) which should be applauded -- except the dialogue
never lets you forget it! And what are you supposed to make of scenes where
the hero's girlfriend says she doesn't like black people, and he reassures
her his black friends are "different"??? English title: White Skin.
sc: Joel Champetier, Daniel Roby (from Champetier's novel). dir: Daniel
Roby. - violence, sexual content, brief female nudity.- 88 min.
LA PEAU ET LES OS
* * setting: P.Q.
(1988) Helene Belanger, Sylvie Catherine Beaudoin,
Louis Turcot, Hubert Gagnon, Sophie Faucher.....Mixture of documentary
and drama takes a look at the problem of anorexia and bulimia in teen-age
girls. Unfortunately, the mixing of fact and fiction doesn't work.
The drama lacks punch and takes away from the facts and -- well -- though
serious, the subject matter isn't really suited to a feature film.
Still, useful on an educational level. English title: Skin and
Bones. sc: Johanne Pregent, Monique Gignac. dir: Johanne Pregent.
89 min.
THE PEDESTRIAN
* * setting: Alt.
(2003) Gordon Currie, Wendy Anderson, Anthony Lemke,
Olivier L'Ecuyer, Andrea Menard.....A traffic light engineer with a
foot fetish (Currie) begins a relationship with a woman (Anderson) curious
about his obsession. Light-hearted drama boasts a very good cast, and brisk,
capably put together scenes (that mostly avoid the static-ness associated
with low-budget movies). Given the way Canadian films have promoted their
taboo-bustin' kinkiness in recent years, it's unsurprising this flick got
funding
from agencies more concerned with their edgy image than in narrative. One
suspects the filmmaker has more than an abstract interest in his subject
matter, and the whole seems to exist to promote tolerance and to say "hey,
fetishists are people, too." But is that enough to really sustain a movie?
Or might the message be better served with a public service spot? sc./dir:
Trevor Cunningham. - sexual content, partial female and male nudity.- 77
min.
The People of the Pines, a book about the Oka Crisis by Geoffrey York, Loreen Pindera, was one of the sources for the mini-series, Indian Summer.
THE PERFECT HUSBAND
* * setting: USA.
(2003) Tracy Nelson, Michael Riley, Andrea Roth, Thomas
Calabro, Sophie Gendron, Vlasta Vrana.....American woman (American
actress Nelson) marries a successful thriller writer (Riley) -- unaware
that he is unstable, increasingly manipulative, possessive...and homicidal.
Slickly put together suspense-thriller starts out a bit low-key, where
the heroine isn't that interesting or developed, and the villain seems
to get most of the attention...without it really scoring as a psychological
portrait (despite Riley's usual twitches and quirks, which at least make
the character interesting to watch). Picks up in the second half, as she
becomes housebound and it becomes a kind of minor "Misery" riff...but still
remains something that's been done before, and better. Gendron, who plays
the best friend, is credited with the original story. sc: Ken Sanders,
George Saunders (story Sophie Gendron). dir: Douglas Jackson. 94 min.
THE PERFECT MAN
* * setting: Alt./USA.
(1993) Phyllis Diller, Michelle Little, Garwin Sanford,
Janice Ungaro, Brian Jensen.....Woman (Little) struggles with doubts
and indecisions over her would-be painting career and her current relationship
(with Sanford). So-so relationship comedy-drama is likeable enough
with some cute bits and decent performances from Little and Sanford, but
it lacks any real "oomph!" and anything to distinguish it from a zillion
other similar flicks. American comedian Diller appears, in a dramatic
role, as Little's mom. sc: Wendy Hill-Tout, Lynda Shorten. dir: Wendy
Hill-Tout. 94 min.
PERFECT PIE
* * 1/2 setting: Ont.
(2003) Wendy Crewson, Barbara Williams, Alison Pill,
Rachel McAdams, Jennifer Pisana, Brittany Bristow, Tom McCamus, Alex Campbell.....A
successful opera singer (Williams) returns to her rural home town for a
charity concert at the behest of her one-time best friend (Crewson) --
a friend she hasn't seen in decades; and the reunion stirs up memories
(with Pill and McAdams playing the characters as teens) -- including of
the dark night when they last saw each other. Drama squeaks by on watchability,
with a brisk tempo and a decent cast, but it's too choppy, jumping back
and forth in time so much that you often feel you're getting snippets of
a story, rather than the whole thing (you'd rather they'd just stick with
one time period for a few scenes, letting the characters and scenes breathe,
then
cut to a flashback for a few scenes). And it builds to a kind of shaggy
dog ending where the final revelations about that long ago night...aren't
revelations at all; and where the characters are supposed to have grown
emotionally by the end, but it's unclear how or why. And the drivers here
really need to keep their eyes on the road. Scripter Thompson largely disowned
the finished filmed (not that that says whether her vision was necessarily
any better). sc: Judith Thompson (from her play). dir: Barbara Willis Sweete.
92 min.
THE PERFECT SON *
* setting: Ont.
(2000) Colm Feore, David Cubitt, Chandra West.....Shiftless,
recovering addict (Cubitt) must come to terms with his successful, seemingly
has it all brother (Feore) -- who he learns is both gay...and dying of
AIDS. Handsomely mounted, deliberately paced drama is undoubtedly well-intentioned,
but despite an overall professionalism to the scenes, never quite ignites.
You never really believe Cubitt's a different person by the end than he
is at the beginning...and the character's growth is, surely, kind of the
whole point (and affects other characters' motivation, like West as his
ex-girlfriend). Still, not terrible. sc./dir: Leonard Farlinger. - casual
male nudity, sexual content, brief female nudity.- 93 min.
PERFECT TIMING
* * setting: USA.
(1984) Stephen Markle, Michelle Scarabelli, Paul Boretski,
Nancy Cser, Mary Beth Rubens, Michael Rudder, Kelly Craig, Papusha.....Art
photographer (Markle) must come up with rent money or be evicted, while
various characters wander in and out of his New York apartment. Sex-comedy
is less aggravatingly bad than a lot of its type thanks to a professionalism
on the part of those involved (particularly Markle), though it still ain't
particularly funny, or erotic (despite oodles of nudity). sc: William
DeSeta. dir: Rene Bonniere. - female and male nudity, sexual content.-
87 min.
PERFECTLY NORMAL
* * setting: CDN.
(1990) (/U.K.) Robbie Coltrane, Michael Riley, Deborah
Duchene, Kenneth Welsh, Eugene Lipinski, Jack Nichols, Elizabeth Harpur,
Patricia Gage..... Story of the friendship between a nebbishy brewery
worker (Riley) and a hustling dreamer (Coltrane) who wants to open an opera-themed
restaurant. So-so comedy is visually striking (too much so) but lethargic
and more cute than actually funny. The dropped "l" in the opening
title means something. Received the Best Script Genie. sc:
Eugene Lipinski, Paul Quarrington (story Lipinski). dir: Yves Simoneau
(his first English film). - sexual content, brief female nudity.- 104 min.
THE PERFUMER
* * 1/2
(1996) Jimeoin, Diane Carlson, Iona Brindle,
Gregor Von Bismarck..... Self-employed perfumer (Jimeoin), wants to
steal an addictively potent hybrid plant from his best friend (Carlson)
to make an aphrodisiac-ic perfume, largely to attract his employee (the
attractive Brindle) who's uninterested in him...and complications arise.
Unusually flamboyant, fracical romp from Shbib, with his usual strengths
and weaknesses: low-budget, with semi-improvising, semi-professional actors;
sometimes clever, sometimes draggy, but overall engaging. One of his "Senses"
films. sc: Diane Carlson, Bashar Shbib. dir: Bashar Shbib. 80 min.
PERSONAL EXEMPTIONS *
setting: USA.
(1988) Nanette Fabray, John Cotton, Julie Bond, Chuck
Rose, Bharbara Egan.....Story of an overzealous I.R.S. agent (Fabray)
and her eccentric family. Grating, badly done comedy. sc: Neil
Gordon, William Dever, Madeline Hombert. dir: Peter Rowe. 90 min.
PETER BENCHLEY'S AMAZON a.k.a. Amazon
PETER BENCHLEY'S CREATURE a.k.a. Creature
PHANTOM LIFE see La vie fantome
PHIL THE ALIEN *
* * setting: Ont.
(2004) Rob Stefaniuk, Nicole de Boer, Brad McGinnis,
Bruce Hunter, John Kapelos, Boyd Banks, Jason Jones, Paul Popowich, Graham
Greene, Joe Flaherty.....A human-looking alien
(Stefaniuk) crashes in northern Ontario, and is befriended by some local
misfits while a sinister American government organization sends spies to
find and capture him. Modestly-budgeted comedy acquired some good word
of mouth on the film festival circuit and, happily, really does live up
to the hype. Funny -- sometimes sly, mainly silly -- imaginative, and even
oddly touching...though a streak of black humour prevents it from being
too touching. Meanders a bit in the middle, but even the plot boasts some
clever twists and turns. Good performances overall (most are familiar faces,
even if only some might be familiar names), with Stefaniuk particularly
good, making "Phil" both alien, but also strangely believable. Nice score,
too. Flaherty provides the voice of a beaver (really!). Cameos include
comedian Sean Cullen and Canadian Idol winner, Ryan Malcolm, as a waiter
in a restaurant. sc./dir: Rob Stefaniuk. - extreme violence.- 85 min.
PHILIP MARLOWE (TV Series)Moody mysteries, filmed on video tape, had everything: budget, period cars, respected directors, well-known guest stars (Helen Shaver, R.H. Thomson, etc.), too bad it was such a dud. It tried so hard to come across like Chandler's novels, but only succeeded in being somnambulent and obvious, and American star Boothe was an ineffective Marlowe. Some episodes are available on video. 8 Hour long episodes on First Choice (The Movie Network), then Global. |
PHOBIA *
* setting: Ont.
(1980) Paul Michael Glaser, Susan Hogan, John Colicos,
David Bolt, Patricia Collins, David Eisner, Lisa Langlois, Robert O'Ree,
Kenneth Welsh.....A psychiatrist (Glaser) using an experimental treatment
for phobics, finds his patients are being murdered and/or dying all around
him. So-so suspenser has an O.K. premise, but not enough to sustain
a feature film...and the reason why becomes apparent when the killer, and
the motive, are revealed. sc: Lew Lehman, Jimmy Sangster, Peter Bellwood
(story Gary Sherman, Ronald Shusett). dir: John Huston. - violence, female
nudity.- 94 min.
Phoenix Without Ashes, a novel by Harlan Ellison and Ed Bryant, was based, in part, on the TV series The Starlost.
THE PHONE CALL *
1/2 setting: P.Q.
(1989) (/France) Michael Sarrazin, Linda Smith, Ron
Lea, Lisa Jakub, Vlasta Vrana.....Married man (Sarrazin) makes a call
to a phone-sex business but, through a mistake, connects with a male psychopath
(Lea) who then begins to harrass him. Frequently ludicrous, sloppy
thriller has a nasty, almost homophobic undercurrent to it. Lea shines
as the almost sympathetic crazy (the only character who is sympathetic!).
A 3 Themes-Hamster production. sc: Donald
Martin. dir: Allan A. Goldstein. - sexual content, violence.- app. 94 min.
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