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UN CRABE DANS LA TETE *
* * setting: P.Q./other
(2002) David La Haye, Isabelle Blais, Chantale Giroux,
Emmanuel Bilodeau, Vincent Bilodeau, Simone Pregent, Charles Armand Turpin,
Pascale Desrochers.....Story of an upbeat, but inherently shallow,
photographer (La Haye) who reluctantly returns to Montreal and whose inherent
need to be liked causes him to pursue relationships that he can't commit
to, and into situations he should avoid. Effective, reasonably compelling
drama takes a bit to quite understand what it's about (and the psychology
of the protagonist) but benefits a lot from a good cast, particularly La
Haye, and intriguing, sometimes quite clever scenes (like one involving
a phone service for the deaf). Briskly-paced; energetically and stylishly
directly (if a little too Arty at times). A bit of a throwback to what
was once considered almost the quintessential English-Canadian film.
a.k.a. Soft Shell Man. sc./dir: Andre Turpin. - brief female and
male nudity; sexual content.- 100 min.
CRACK ME UP *
* setting: USA.
(1993) Daphna Kastner, Tim Brazzil, Mary Crosby, David
Charles, Ivan E. Roth.....A naive street videographer (Brazzil) goes
blind after being beaten up and is taken in by a bordello. Low-budget serio-comic
flick is like much of Shbib's work: well-done, in its way, and very well-acted,
but it's more interesting than entertaining. You can admire his technique,
but it still doesn't always make for a riveting movie. sc: Bashar Shbib,
Daphna Kastner, Maryse Wilder. dir: Bashar Shbib. 76 min.
CRACKERJACK *
* 1/2 setting: USA.
(1995) Thomas Ian Griffith, Nastassja Kinski, Christopher
Plummer, George Touliatos, Lisa Bunting, Richard Sali.....A U.S. cop
(American Griffith), troubled by his wife's murder, reluctantly vacations
with his brother's family at a mountain resort, only to find himself up
against mercenaries (led by Plummer) who take over the place. Action thriller
is pretty slow for the first 36 minutes (I timed it), but once the baddies
strike, it becomes a surprisingly entertaining and briskly-paced little
"Die Hard" rip-off. sc: Jonas Quastel, Michael Bafaro. dir: Michael Mazo.
- violence, partial female nudity.- 97 min..
Cracking India, the novel by Bapsi Sidhwa, was the source for the movie Earth.
CRASH *
1/2 setting: Ont.
(1996) James Spader, Holly Hunter, Elias Koteas, Deborah
Kara Unger, Rosanna Arquette, Peter MacNeill.....After an auto-accident,
a yuppie (Spader) finds himself drawn into a sub-culture of people sexually
turned on by cars, crashes, and injuries...even to the point of staging
them. Proponents of this admittedly odd film were quick to dismiss detractors
as weak-kneed prudes who couldn't handle the explicit sex and concepts,
and the film got a lot of mileage out of the supposed "controversy" (in
the States, its distribution was held up, supposedly because the head of
the distribution company was appalled by the film, but, once a great deal
of publicity had been stirred up, the film was released anyway -- hmmmm).
Although you might be offended by the frequent fornication and occasional
body scars (particularly if you're a 95 year old nun who hasn't left the
convent in decades) the movie's real problem is that it's not very good.
You know it's an Art film 'cause it's so very slow, with trance-like actors
muttering their lines, but (unless you already have some appreciation for
the fetish) by the end of the film you have no more insight into the characters
or their obsession than you did at the beginning; ill-defined characters
come and go without much logic; and the order of most of the scenes could
be changed without it affecting the (in)coherence of the piece one bit.
Possibly an intriguing, challenging film could have been made about the
subject, but it would require a filmmaker more interested in characterization,
and less in the repetitious visuals. Shocking? Disturbing? That requires
a movie that can elicit an emotional response, and other than a few giggles,
this one just leaves you cold...and bored. Needless to say, it received
a number of Genie awards. That's Cronenberg as the (off camera) impound
clerk. For a not dissimiliar film, see Strictly
Spanking. sc./dir: David Cronenberg (from the novel by J.G. Ballard).
- explicit sexual content, female nudity, vviolence, brief male nudity.-
100 min.
C.R.A.Z.Y. *
* 1/2 setting: P.Q./other
(2005) Michel Cote, Marc-Andre Grondin, Danielle Proulx,
Emile Vallee, Pierre-Luc Brillant, Mariloup Wolfe, Francis Ducharme, Alex
Gravel, Maxime Tremblay.....Story of Zac, growing up from boy (Vallee)
to young man (Grondin), struggling to come to terms with his own conflicted
sexuality as well as dealing with his eccentric family, including his caring
mother (Proulx) and his seeming well-meaning, but gruff, intolerantly homophobic
father (Cote). Hugely successful, critically acclaimed serio-comic film
is good-looking and well acted, with, individually, some excellently done
scenes. But the whole seems a bit...thin, with little development of the
supporting characters, or much happening outside of the central "character"
conflict, while even then, occasionally skipping over crucial character-defining
scenes. The result is a good, quirky, certainly heartfelt movie (Cote isn't
a "bad guy", per se)...but one that occasionally sags under the weight
of its own over-length. Much praise was heaped on its classic rock soundtrack,
unusual in a Canadian movie where limited budgets usually preclude licensing
hit songs -- but more often than not, the music is just playing faintly
in the background (though there are some clever incorpoations into the
narrative). Besides, praising a movie's pop soundtrack is a bit like praising
the cinematography -- it can add to the enjoyment, but isn't really relevant
to the story. Received 10 Genie Awards including for Best Picture, Director,
Script, Actor (Cote) and Supporting Actress (Proulx) -- Grondin was also
nominated for Best Actor. In French. sc: Jean-Marc Vallee, Francois Boulay.
dir: Jean-Marc Vallee. - sexual content.- 147 min.
CRAZY MOON
* 1/2 setting: P.Q.
(1986) Kiefer Sutherland, Vanessa Vaughan, Peter Spence,
Ken Pogue, Eve Napier, Sean McCann.....Wealthy, emotionally disturbed
teen (Sutherland) falls in love with a deaf girl (Vaughan). Supposedly
amusing heart-warmer is more uncomfortable than anything, with some really
negative supporting characters. Film gets credit for casting a deaf actress,
though. That's Wodoslawsky as the sports store manager. sc: Tom Berry,
Stefan Wodoslawsky. dir: Allan Eastman. 87 min.
CREATURE (TVMS)
* * setting: other
(1988) (/U.S.) Craig T. Nelson, Kim Cattrall, Colm
Feore, Cress Williams, Giancarlo Esposito, Michael Michele, Matthew Carey,
Megalyn Echikunwoke, Blu Mankuma.....In the Caribbean, a shark researcher
(Nelson) and his family (ex-wife Cattrall, son Carey) discover there's
something far more deadly in the water...a genetically bred hybrid monster.
Horror thriller starts out O.K. (if shamelessly reminiscent of Benchley's
"Jaws") though not really clicking on an emotional/character level, then
falls apart in the second half with inconsistent characterization and ludicrous
plotting (and shameless rip-offs of "Aliens"). There's a sub-plot involving
island religion that could be intriguing, but is never properly integrated
into the story (perhaps because the tropical setting wasn't part
of the source novel). Not wanting to put it on a racial level, but most
of the black actors are very good, while Nelson, Cattrall and Carey never
really convince: that they're battling a monster, that they're a family,
or that they care about each other. It probably doesn't really qualify
as Canadian, but since the director, editor, cinematographer and some of
the prominent actors (Cattrall, Feore and the underbilled Mankuma) are
Canadian, it's got more Canadian content then some "officially" Canadian
movies. Produced by some of the same folks as were behind the new
Outer
Limits and it suffers from some of the same problems of over-production
at the expense of simple storytelling. Filmed in Vancouver and St. Lucia.
a.k.a. Peter Benchley's Creature. 4 hours. sc: Rockne S. O'Bannon
(from the novel White Shark by Peter Benchley). dir: Stuart Gillard.
Le crime d'Ovide Plouffe see Murder in the Family TVMS
CRIME WAVE *
* * setting: Man.
(1985) Eva Kovacs, John Paizs, Darrel Baran, Neil
Lawrie, voice of Douglas Syms.....Tale of a young girl (Kovacs) who
befriends her family's boarder, a would-be colour crime movie maker (Paizs)
who can write beginnings and endings but no middles. Really bizarre, episodic
low-budget flick spoofs everything from "Leave it to Beaver" to B-movie
crime dramas. Funny black comedy is best seen with an audience, but it
does wear thin. sc./dir: John Paizs. - extreme violence, casual female
nudity.- 81-87 min.
CRIMES OF PASSION
* * * setting: USA.
(2004) Dina Meyer, Jonathan Higgins, Amy Sloan, John
H. Brennan, Louis Phillipe Dandenault, Harry Standjoksi, Vlasta Vrana,
John Robinson..... American business man (Higgins) is accused of attempted
rape by a co-worker (American actress Meyer) during an (off camera) meeting
-- he denies it, she says he did it, he's ffired, he sues his company...and
the twists ensue. Film noirish suspenser starts out a "he said/she said"
mystery, then gets more twisty as it goes with revelations and double crosses.
Sure, some of the key "twists" aren't that surprising if you're familiar
with these kind of movies, but there are enough of them, and the movie
is sufficiently tightly paced, that it can hold your interest, waiting
to see how it all turns out. Better, and more clever, than you might expect
for a made-for-TV quickie. Capably acted all around, with Standjofski and
Robinson particularly effective, in small parts, as the lawyers. sc: Brad
Mirman. dir: Richard Roy. - sexual content.- 89 min.
Criminal Instincts.....The original umbrella title for a series of CTV TV Joanne Kilbourn movies.
The Critical Years see Short Films
CROSSBAR *
* setting: Alt./Ont.
(1979) John Ireland, Kate Reid, Brent Carver, Kim
Cattrall, Murray Westgate, Sean Sullivan, Sara Botsford.....After losing
a leg, an Olympic high-jumper (Carver) struggles with remorse, his father's
(Ireland) determination he become a farmer, and eventually decides to compete
again at the encouragement of his ex-girlfriend (Cattrall). Perfunctory
made-for-CBC TV drama is competently put together, but too often lacks
genuine spark. Most interesting aspect is Carver's one-legged stunt double
-- indicating the basic premise is more thaan just a screenwriter's fancy.
sc: Keith Ross Leckie (story Bill Boyle). dir: John Trent. 77 min.
CROSSOVER a.k.a. Mr. Patman
CROSSWINDS *
1/2 Ont.
(1984) (/France) David Soul, Jean-Francois Blanchard,
Grace de Capitani, Danielle Schneider, Andre Champagne, Carl Marotte, Vlasta
Vrana, Daniel Pilon, Jean-Pierre Bergeron, Martin Watier.....Embittered
boat captain (Soul) and four passengers are taken hostage by drug dealers
(Vrana and Marotte) on the Great Lakes. Poor suspenser with frequently
corny dialogue and uneven performances (thanks, in part, to the fact that
most of the francophones are dubbed). Marotte comes across best. Writer
Geoffrion gets an awful lot of work...and it's not clear why. Mind you,
director Goldstein isn't exactly a national treasure either (and he seems
to think he's Sam Peckinpah this time around). Filmed in Quebec, but set
in Ontario. sc: Robert Geoffrion. dir: Allan A. Goldstein. - violence.-
90 min.
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(1998-1999) (/U.S.) * 1/2 Mark Dacascos ("Eric Draven"), Marc Gomes ("Daryl Albrecht"), Sabine Karsenti ("Shelly Webster"), Katie Stuart ("Sarah"), with Lynda Boyd ("Darla Mohr"), Christina Cox ("Jessie Capshaw"), others.....Action/fantasy about a murdered American musician (American actor Dacascos) who comes back from the dead, fights evil, but just wants to be reunited with his murdered girl friend (Karsenti) who's moved on to the next realm. Gomes played a cop who knew about "Draven" and Stuart a little girl who befriended him. Boyd played the girl's alcoholic mom and Cox another cop, with a crush on "Albrecht". This TV series was based on a U.S. movie which was based on a U.S. comic book. And I'll be honest up front: it's not so much that I didn't like the original movie, as much as it was the sort of film that makes one despair for the future of the human race. A repulsive paen to violence and sadism, the fact that its star, Brandon Lee, was killed while filming, seemed oddly...inevitable. That it was a commercial and critical success...well, as I said, I despair. This series, though toning down (somewhat) the violence and nihilism of the movie, is still uncomfortable, with hyper-macho protagonists that aren't the least bit ingratiating, a blend of "romantic" scenes of Draven pining for his girlfriend rubbing shoulders with action-series violence (with our hero torturing bad guys for information), a surly little kid plunked down in the middle of it all, etc. Artistically, the pacing is somnambulent, and though the actors are competent enough, they tend to play all the scenes with the same grim-faced lethargy that gets a little...monotonous. The slow-moving plots make heavy use of characters repeating themselves from scene to scene, or describing what happened in the scene before, in order to pump up the running time -- which may, admittedly, be a result of buudget limitations. Even the Draven-Shelly tragedy seemed hollow. Some episodes of this short-lived series were released to video. Based on the Dark Horse comic created by James O'Barr. One season of hour-long episodes, shown in syndication. |
CRUISING BAR *
* 1/2 setting: P.Q.
(1989) Michel Cote, Louise Marleau, Genevieve Rioux.....Story
of four different characters (all played by Cote) and their bar hopping
misadventures with sex and love. This box-office smash in Quebec is funny
with good performances from Cote, but ultimately it's too fluffy (despite
the occasional attempts at seriousness) without enough story for a feature.
In French. English title: Meat Market (though why it needs one is
beyond me). sc: Michel Cote, Robert Menard, Claire Wojas. dir: Robert Menard.
- sexual content.- 95 min.
CRUNCH *
setting: USA.
(1979) John Vernon, Norman Fell, Robert Forster, Donann
Cavin, Kimberly McKeever, Thom Haverstock, Anthony Sherwood, Matt Birman-Feldman
(a.k.a. Matt Birman), Christine Cattell.....Film about a feud between
two high school football teams and their "boys (and girls) will be boys
(and girls)" shenanigans. Odd flick is a familiar teen comedy -- except
it isn't as racy as most of its type; the characters are barely established
at all, yet the last half is devoted to the football game as if we're actually
supposed to care who wins (or can even tell who's playing!) And Vernon
occasionally delivers a surprisingly textured performance (as one of the
coaches) as if he thought he was in a much better movie than he was. Can
maybe hold your interest for the first ten minutes. a.k.a. The Kinky
Coaches and the Pom Pom Pussycats (a misleadingly racy title). sc:
Douglas Ditonto, Richard Sauer, Bruce Calnan. dir. Mark Warren. - brief
female and male nudity.- 90 min.
A CRY IN THE NIGHT *
* setting: P.Q./USA.
(1992) (/France) Perry King, Carol Higgins Clark,
Annie Girardot, Amy Fulco, Brigid Tierney, Matt Cooke, Chris Wiggins.....Single
mom (Clark) goes to the country to marry a famous painter (King) with a
dead-mother fixation -- and strange things start happening. Suspenser has
a couple of chills but is generally a paint-by-numbers gothic that turns
out to be precisely what you think it is, with dimwitted characters. Strangely
abrupt and disorienting scene changes, with lots of things poorly explained.
Actress Clark is the novelist's daughter (and a novelist herself). One
of the Mary Higgins Clark Collection. sc./dir:
Robin Spry (from the novel by Mary Higgins Clark). - violence.- 101 min.
CUBE *
* 1/2
(1998) Maurice Dean Wint, Nicole de Boer, Nicky Guadagni,
David Hewlett, Andrew Miller, Wayne Robson, Julian Richings.....Various
people find themselves, without explanation, in a complex maze of identical
rooms, and must work together to survive the deadly booby traps. Science
fiction horror thriller engenders a lot of ambivalence: decently acted,
and reasonably tightly-paced (considering the premise), but by the end
you kind of want to scrub down with brillo pads. Made under the auspices
of Norm's School (a.k.a. The Canadian Centre for Advanced Film Studies),
an institution that's supposed to teach up-and-comers how to make decent
movies. Better it should teach them how to be decent human beings first
-- 'cause like a staggeringly lot of Canadiian movies, a fundamental problem
is that you don't particularly like these people. There's a right
way and a wrong way to portray interpersonal conflict, and that's the most
important lesson any storyteller can learn. As well, the insight into the
Human Condition that the pressure cooker scenario promises is never really
realized, and a penchant for extremely gory death scenes indicates
that, scratch away the pretentions, and the filmmakers are schlockmeisters
at heart. Well-received on the sci-fi convention circuit...which probably
says more about the competition than it does this film. Still, de Boer
says "zed" instead of "zee" at one point, which is a cultural triumph compared
to similiar films! Followed by a sequel. sc: Andre Bijelic,
Vincenzo Natali, Graeme Manson. dir: Vincenzo Natali. - extreme violence.-
91 min.
CUBE 2: Hypercube *
* setting: USA.
(2002) Kari Matchett, Geraint Wyn Davies, Neil Crone,
Barbara Gordon, Matthew Ferguson, Grace Lynn Kung, Lindsey Connell.....A
group of seeming unconnected people find themselves trapped in an eerie
maze of identical chambers. Second Cube film is pretty much just a rehash
of the first -- except with the science fiction quotient
tuned up (involving parallel realities and time distortions) and the gore
toned down (which is good). It boasts a slightly bigger budget, but for
a story which should be all about the personalities, the characters don't
really gel and, naturally, it lacks the freshness of the original (which
means it might rate higher if you haven't seen the first film). Drops the
abstractedness of the first film, where you never really knew who built
the cube or why, without really providing a satisfying explanation. Nice
performances from Davies and Crone. The first movie wasn't not set
in Canada, and it was a modest cult hit internationally, while this sequel
is archly American (throwing in American place names and colloquialisms)...and
didn't fair as well. Food for thought for Canadian filmmakers who feel
they have to throw in American references to sell their movies. sc: Sean
Hood, Ernie Barbarash, Lauren McLaughlin. dir: Andrzej Sekula. - violence;
brief female nudity.- 95 min.
CURSE OF THE VIKING GRAVE
* * setting: Man.
(1993) Nicholas Shields, Evan Tlesla Adams (a.k.a.
Evan Adams), Michelle St. John, Cedric Smith, Gordon Tootoosis, Jay Brazeau,
Lee J. Campbell, Wayne Robson, Marianne Jones.....In 1930s Manitoba,
a viking treasure imperils three teens when it catches the attention of
a corrupt archaeologist (Smith). Sequel to Lost
in the Barrens is pulpier...but considerably less successful. Slow
and flat with uninteresting characters, though youngsters might find it
suitably spooky. The original was shown on the CBC, but this was aired
on the Family Channel, then Global. Tootoosis takes over Graham Greene's
part. sc: Malcolm MacRury (based in part on the novel by Farley Mowat).
dir: Michael Scott. app. 97 min.
CURSED *
(1990) Ron Lea, Catherine Colvey, Tom Rack, Joy Boushel,
Michael Sinelnikoff, Kirsty MacEachern, Claire Riley.....Geneticist
(Lea) finds himself mysteriously inspired by inscriptions on a gargoyle
being restored by his girlfriend. Supernatural-suspenser is so awful, so
utterly incomprehensible and disjointed, it's actually quite funny. Lea
and, especially, Colvey get credit for acting as if they actually know
what's going on. sc: Pierre Dalpe, Jean Marc Felio (story Mychel Arsenault,
Richard Millette). dir: Mychel Arsenault. 89 min.
CURTAINS *
setting:
USA.
(1983) John Vernon, Samantha Eggar, Linda Thorson,
Anne Ditchburn, Lynne Griffin, Sandra Warren.....A group of actresses,
auditioning for the same role, arrive at the remote home of a sleazy American
film director (Vernon) and are murdered one by one. O.K. premise and the
odd nice touch can't hide the fact that this is just a poorly done slasher
flick that doesn't even manage a few scares. sc: Robert Guza Jr. dir: Jonathan
Stryker alias Richard Ciupka. - extreme violence, brief female nudity.-
89 min.
CURTIS'S CHARM *
* setting: USA.
(1995) Maurice Dean Wint, Callum Keith Rennie, Rachel
Crawford.....One day on the streets of New York, an ex-drug addict
(Rennie) meets up with an old junkie friend, Curtis (Wint), who's convinced
his mother-in-law has put a voodoo curse on him. One note serio-comic flick
might have made a good short film, but is too long as a feature film (even
a short feature like this). Filmed in grainy black & white with a funky
score, cut-aways, etc., but most of the humour seems like it should be
funny...but isn't played right. Nice kinetic performance from Wint. Art-house
filmmakers Atom Egoyan and Patricia Rozema were executive producers. sc./dir:
John L'Ecuyer (from a short story by Jim Carroll). - violence.- 75 min.
CYBERCITY a.k.a. Shepherd
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